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    Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat.

    Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

    Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

    American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
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    American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

    Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

    Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.
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    Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

    Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!
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    Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:

    Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?

    Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.

    Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.
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    Teacher: What happened in 1869?

    Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

    Teacher: What happened in 1873?

    Student: Gandhi was four years old.
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    Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

    Student: HIJKLMNO.

    Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

    Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
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    Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again.

    Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it.

    Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.
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    Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

    Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

    Funny Husband: I know all that.

    Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

    Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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    Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

    Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.
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    An Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.

    Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?

    Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.

    The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...to which direction?

    Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.
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