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    A Bengali babu returns from China.

    Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?

    Wife: No.

    Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?

    Wife again replies: No.

    By now Mr Bengali was fuming.

    Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner"
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    Haryanvi Tau: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.

    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.

    Haryanvi Tau: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all India Radio.
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    Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

    Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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    Laloo and Rabri were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws.

    Rabri: Shoot him, Shoot him!

    Laloo: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.
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    Laloo was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin with her.

    Sardarji asked: WHY ?

    Laloo replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry ?
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    A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?

    Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.
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    In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in accidents.

    Today a Blue-line bus driver saved
    2 lives.

    Howz that possible?
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    He did not go to job today.
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    Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?

    Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
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    A Gujarati decides to study English. He learns an essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.

    He replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:

    I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.
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