Funny jokes

Thats really funny Sridevi.... :)

Wife expecting something more ;) :laugh:

Really Funny.......joke... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Another one:

Boy to girl : "I want to marry you.... How to prove to you that I truely love you"?

Girl`s reply: "There is only one way... Give up hope!"

Good one....


Is that means that the Girl is not interested in the guy???

Shadi me Sonu ne plate pe tissu dekh k socha shayd ye b khane KI chiz h Jaise hi wo khane laga uske dost jorse bola: Na khana fikka he

:laugh: :laugh:

Amit,

Please translate in english. I couldn't laugh at your joke and can only blink !!!

Me too Meean... Not able to understand this!!!

:(

Good ones thanks for making me laugh. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!

nice kumaresh good joke

A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Kumaresh wrote:
[quote]You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..![/quote]

Kumaresh!

I do not think this is a joke!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:


Just kidding dude!!! :P :P :P

All the main problems of women start with "MEN"
;)

1. Men-tal Anxiety.
2. Men-opause.
3. Men-tal Breakdown.
4. Men-strual phase.

Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
:laugh: :laugh: :P :P

Mean- Let me translate the joke- There was a paper handkerchief with the dish. Sonu was going to eat this. His friend advised him not to eat because this was tasteless.

Thanks Gulshan -- Now I understood the joke :)

Nice kind of poetry by both Deepthi and Kumaresh.. :) the word menial also starts with men :)

A class teacher writes on the blackboard 2+4=3 and asks,
Now students "does this make any sense"?

One boy gets up and playfully replies "Yes madam, it makes nonsense."

Deepti- Kumaresh wrote Not really a joke as stated but but still witty.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thats really non-sense.... Teacher have already made a mistake in addition!!! ;)

Thanks Sridevi... here is another one..

Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But

Do you have courage to tell your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"