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    Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.

    Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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    In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in accidents.

    Today a Blue-line bus driver saved
    2 lives.

    Howz that possible?
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    He did not go to job today.
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    Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano?

    Banta: I can't see the agony of the audience.
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    A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

    He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

    Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
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    Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

    Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.
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    A Haryanvi bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

    Funny Haryanvi: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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    Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

    Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
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    Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

    Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
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    A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

    Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

    Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

    Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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    Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

    Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

    Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
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