Open Means Open Means
- Boddunan.com Updates - - Announcements - - Contests & Rewards - - Group Discussions - Discussions - - General Discussions - - Improving English Writing Skills - - Q n A - Find answers to your questions - - Daily Dose - - Topics of Interest - - - Current Affairs & Latest News - - - Education & Learning - - - Humor & Jokes - - - Movies & Entertainment - Your Vote Counts - - Feedback - - Suggestion Box - Shoutbox - - Introduce Yourself - - The Lounge - - Help - - Testimonials
Funny jokes
in Humor & Jokes
  • 0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    • Add Favorite Report
    Like it on Facebook, Tweet it or share this topic on other bookmarking websites.
    Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

    Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.

    Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

    "No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

    He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

    After much thought he wrote: YES
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?

    Priest: So that you will love them.

    Santa thinks for a short time...

    Santa: But why did God make them so dumb?

    Priest: So that they will love you.
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

    Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

    Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

    Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

    Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

    Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

    Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

    Banta: Isn't it too high?

    Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

    Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

    Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

    Banta: To do suicide.

    Santa: But why are you heating it?

    Banta: To prevent infection.
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?

    Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

    Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
    0 Dislikes 0 Likes
    Report
    You do not have permissions to reply to this topic.
    Related Topics
    Title Category Replies
    HOW TO RUN PC GAME..... Daily Dose 2
    First impressions of the Realme 9i: design, specifications, features, and all you need to know Topics of Interest 0
    ATTITUDE General Discussions 0
    mars knowledge General Discussions 0
    Women Education Education & Learning 0

    Forum Categories

    Trending Topics

    What are the impacts of modern technology on family communication?
    Women should get to wear whatever they want!
    India - The Country still Alive
    Understanding What Education Is?
    How Our Education System Kills Our Ability to Question?