Funny jokes

by Sridevi in Humor & Jokes

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15 years ago

#40262

A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, and who's lucky number is 5, receives a phonecall from a friend. The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.

Kumaresh Gupta

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15 years ago

#40605

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com

Deepti

258 7.9k 48.3k

15 years ago

#40608

Kumaresh wrote:
[quote]You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..![/quote]

Kumaresh!

I do not think this is a joke!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Just kidding dude!!! :P :P :P

Thanks 'n' Regards,
Deepti.

Deepti

258 7.9k 48.3k

15 years ago

#40609

All the main problems of women start with "MEN"
;)

1. Men-tal Anxiety.
2. Men-opause.
3. Men-tal Breakdown.
4. Men-strual phase.

Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
:laugh: :laugh: :P :P

Thanks 'n' Regards,
Deepti.

Gulshan Kumar Ajmani

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15 years ago

#40610

Mean- Let me translate the joke- There was a paper handkerchief with the dish. Sonu was going to eat this. His friend advised him not to eat because this was tasteless.

G. K. Ajmani Tax consultant
http://gkajmani-mystraythoughts.blogspot.com/

Deepti

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15 years ago

#40612

Thanks Gulshan -- Now I understood the joke :)

Thanks 'n' Regards,
Deepti.

Sridevi

86 979 7.83k

15 years ago

#40614

Nice kind of poetry by both Deepthi and Kumaresh.. :) the word menial also starts with men :)

A class teacher writes on the blackboard 2+4=3 and asks,
Now students "does this make any sense"?

One boy gets up and playfully replies "Yes madam, it makes nonsense."

Gulshan Kumar Ajmani

3.48k 21.9k 176.9k

15 years ago

#40616

Deepti- Kumaresh wrote Not really a joke as stated but but still witty.

G. K. Ajmani Tax consultant
http://gkajmani-mystraythoughts.blogspot.com/

Deepti

258 7.9k 48.3k

15 years ago

#40617

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thats really non-sense.... Teacher have already made a mistake in addition!!! ;)

Thanks 'n' Regards,
Deepti.

Kumaresh Gupta

100 3.55k 24.2k

15 years ago

#40618

Thanks Sridevi... here is another one..

Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But

Do you have courage to tell your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com

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