Funny jokes

Thanks Gulshan!

In this thread jokes are very jokey !.. but this is not a joke.. :)

Yes Ghulshan... I understood :)


I was just kidding :)

I think this thread is for fighting between men and women.

May be not Rakesh!!!!!


Its just for fun!!!

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you.

Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

:) Thanks really funny :)

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STUDENT: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.
TEACHER: Did he hurt you?
STUDENT: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

:)

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nice joke Deepti....
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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor:They are for you.!!

Another similar joke:

Pradeep: I and my wife need some some rest and relaxation in this weekend..

Mohan: So, where are both of you planning to go.

Pradeep: "We are not going anywhere.. We are sending our kid to his grandpa's place.

Ohh!! very naughty kids ;) :laugh:


nice one :)

HaHa HA nice one keep posting this nice way to release stress.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

An overwieight girl joins a gym and starts to walk on the treadmil.

After a week her freind asked her "What is the effect?"
"The treadmill broke and I have to pay 1000/- for the gym"!

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Very good one Sridevi... Keep it up.. :)

Thanks Kumaresh..

Teacher: "When is a rainbow created"?
Student: "When the rain bows before me"!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

simple and good joke thanks. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Another interesting one-

A HR recruiter , after death meets Yama who tells:
You will first spend one day each in Hell and heaven and then come back to Hell for which the recruiter agrees..

He sees the beauty of Heaven and ,to his surprise ,the hell is also beautiful

The next day, Yama sends him to hell where the recruiter sees all pain and suffering.
"What is this? Yesterday it was beautiful" he asks Yama.
"Yesterday, we were recruiting, Today u are our staff."!

Very nice one.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: