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    Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

    Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver :ohmy: :laugh:

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Since when you are working here?
    Ever since my Boss warned me that I would be kicked out if I don't work.
    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"

    Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"... :woohoo: :woohoo:

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Teacher: who wrote Ramayana?
    Student : No teacher, I did not write.
    In the meantime, student's father comes. Turning to him, the teacher complains to the parent.
    Teacher: see, your son says, he has not written Ramayana.
    Parent: No No... He's bluffing. He must have written Ramayana. I always see him writing something .
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    Teacher: who wrote Ramayana?
    Student : No teacher, I did not write.
    In the meantime, student's father comes. Turning to him, the teacher complains to the parent.
    Teacher: see, your son says, he has not written Ramayana.
    Parent: No No... He's bluffing. He must have written Ramayana. I always see him writing something .



    :laugh: :laugh: good one!

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Guide of a Tourist bus : This is the place where Kalinga war took place
    Tourist : When it happened ?
    Guide : 1215.
    Tourist : Oh no. we missed it by 10 minutes, seeing his watch showing 12.25
    Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
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    Here goes one more...

    Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
    He said- I want to update my FB status as DIED ..!! :blink: :lol:

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

    Thank you said by: Gulshan Kumar Ajmani
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    Doctor: open your mouth.
    Politician : sorry. I cannot. I need permission from the high command.
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    Sardar: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?

    A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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