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    Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

    Ans:
    Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
    &
    Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR :P

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    Mayawati was talking about Family Planning & Birth Control in Parliament.
    Lalu got angry & said " Look woman, When you can't Play the Game, don't make Rules for Champions!
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    Student1 :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
    Student 2: OK, go ahead
    Student 1: A white horse fell in the mud.

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    While seeing a Modern Art gallery two children ran out of the Gallery.
    First child : Come on, let's run away from this place.
    Second child: Why?
    First child: If someone sees us here, they think we spoiled all the paintings here..
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    On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
    "What's the matter? Are you sick?"
    "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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    A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
    B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
    A: An elephant's.


    That Funny. Only Elephant baby gain 20 ponds in a Week.
    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    Math Teacher: If a=b, b=c, then a=c. Now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

    Student: I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

    I love writing and sharing ideas

    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
    B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
    A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
    B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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    Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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    The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
    The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

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