Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson
Where all the Monkies have gone? The visitor asked.
It's their mating season, they are in the cave, said the zoo keeper.
The visitor asked, Don't they come, if I throw peanuts?
Will you?' The zoo keeper asked sheepishly.
