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Funny Jokes ha ha ha.
in Humor & Jokes
Hey Friends,
I am posting some jokes for you.
If you have any start posting.

Joke:
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Man: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Man: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Man: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Man: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ..this is one is something new...

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

    Do you know…??

    Intel inside
    mental outside…

    http://www.comparenshop.in

    Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh, Dwarakanathan
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    Adding one from my collection of jokes ...

    Two men met, and both were looking for their missing wives.

    How does urs look?

    2nd: She is 5' 7" , 36-24-36 ,Fair, Black eyes , What abt yours?

    1st: Forget mine, let's look for urs :P :ohmy:

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba, Mousumi Ghosh
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    Two deaf friends met on their way to Market.
    1stDeaf: Market?
    2nd Deaf: No, going to Market.
    1stDeaf: oh, I thought you are going to market.
    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    Joke About Doctor and Patient......

    A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOCTOR, DOCTOR…

    I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!

    “Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut off both of your arms.”
    Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
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    Husband and Wife

    Wife: after drinking Beer asked: Who are you?
    Husband: "Are you mad! You don't recognize your husband?
    Wife: Addiction makes you forget every sorrow - My dear brother!!
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    Ek doctor aur Aurat with Son.......

    Ek aurat apne beta ko doctor ke pass le jaati hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.

    Doctor: I don’t know hindi. Tell me in english

    Aurat: My londa gironda from hero honda.
    Thank you said by: Manoj Kumar Lamba
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    In this way, people are spoiling the language.
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    In this way, people are spoiling the language.


    I was somehow very sure you must be from Tamil Nadu. I checked and you are from Chennai. It is a joke and not celebration of Hindi or sanskrit week. Be a sport and enjoy the joke.
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