A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
Father: (asking his kid, showing parts of face, first head). What is this?
Kid: Head
Father: (showing the forehead) What is this?
Kid: (a lil confused, still replied) Head
Father: No dear, this is called forehead,
Kid: NO papa, this is just one head.
Father: Oh not "Four"head, it is "Fore"head, because it is front part on the front side.
Kid: (smiled as if this was a good learning)
Father: (showing nose) What is this?
Kid: Forenose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Father: (no more question and is still think if he taught something or himself learnt something) :S :S :S
Father: (asking his kid, showing parts of face, first head). What is this?
Kid: Head
Father: (showing the forehead) What is this?
Kid: (a lil confused, still replied) Head
Father: No dear, this is called forehead,
Kid: NO papa, this is just one head.
Father: Oh not "Four"head, it is "Fore"head, because it is front part on the front side.
Kid: (smiled as if this was a good learning)
Father: (showing nose) What is this?
Kid: Forenose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Father: (no more question and is still think if he taught something or himself learnt something) :S :S :S
Very Funny.......One from My side.......
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo
