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Father: (asking his kid, showing parts of face, first head). What is this?
Kid: Head
Father: (showing the forehead) What is this?
Kid: (a lil confused, still replied) Head
Father: No dear, this is called forehead,
Kid: NO papa, this is just one head.
Father: Oh not "Four"head, it is "Fore"head, because it is front part on the front side.
Kid: (smiled as if this was a good learning)
Father: (showing nose) What is this?
Kid: Forenose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Father: (no more question and is still think if he taught something or himself learnt something) :S :S :S


Very Funny.......One from My side.......

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo


Interesting... :) What I shared is my own experience with my 3-year old kid. :P :P
Let us see modern generation....

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.


Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

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Indian Banks Description

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
"I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek. “Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. “No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :laugh:

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Why did computer visit the doctor Yesterday?

It had virus.
I encounter with these jokes often.

After several times, a day before last night, my daughter complained of the neighboring lady calling her "daadi ma". And therefore she is often angry and goes and fights back not to call her that.

I told her not to feel bad and stay cool. What the lady says in with love. My daughter disagreed and I had to console her back. I said, ok next time she says so, you dont need be angry, you just reply back saying "Hi Sweetheart"

The next day it indeed happned and the mid-aged lady said "Daadi ma"
My daughter with a lovely smile replied back: Hi sweetheart!
The lady was surprised: Oh wow, how did you said that?
My daughter: Papa taught me call you sweetheart!!!! :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

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2 Rules in the house.
No.1 Rule : Wife is always right.
No.2 Rule : If the wife is right, refer Rule No.1
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