Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
... ... ... Wife:Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options. Either i should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:"What do u think, i am "McDonald's ? :D
A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born,because he was very excited about it.
1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach.
The kid didn't say anything. From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis.
1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears.
A Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport.
On d way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast.....
Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast.
Airport came he asked how much?
... Driver: 8000Rs
Japanese: y so expensive?
Deepak Your jokes are very humourus. I could stop laughing. But dont post continuously in one thread number of post. Management will take action and block your profile ok
