1 Saas apne 3 damadon ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kud gai 1dmad ne bacha lia Sas ne use Maruti di2nd day fir kudi2nd dmad ne bacha lia, to use bike mili3rd day fir kudi3rd dmad ne socha"cycle hi reh gai h, kya faayda?"Aur sas doob gaiAgle din us damad ko Mercedes miliKaise?Sasur ne di.
there are 2 small boys who are twins
1 is laughing and the other is so sad.
their father came and asked the laughing boy what happen and why he laughing
he said that "dad mom thought me as brother and made me bath again"
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she
needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".\
