A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she
needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".\
Change cannot be given by You every time,
You must bring the change yourself,
Great lines said by......
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Bus conductor Mr.Divakaran :laugh:
Now read again
at last Tv Anchor Renjini Haridas is going to marry!
Groom is very good
Has good qualities
Good character
Handsome
Rich
Knows English
Singer
Dancer
Actor
Producer
Choreographer
Youth Icon
Savior of Google
Guinness book star
Evergreen hero of Indian Films
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SUPER STAR
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. SANTHOSH PANDIT
"Ini Ennum Shivrathri"......quoted his famous(notorious) song
Fantastic love cinema story.
Hero love Heroine
But heroine loves villain
But villan loves hero's sister
But hero's sister loves heroine's brother
But heroine's brother loves villain's sister
But villan's sister loves hero.
Finally two commits suicide......
Who are they......? :dry:
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PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR :laugh: :P
