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Wife says to husband: "I had a dream yesterday night that you gifted me with a diamond ring. Now, what does that mean"?

Husband says: "Am not sure, dear, Will let your know tonight"
Wife waits eagerly for her husband to return. The husband comes and gives her a pocket book- "The Meaning of dreams"!

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Did you hear about the politician who promised that, if he was elected, he'd make certain that everybody would get an above average income?
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Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"
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Patient: " Will i survive this risky operation?"
Surgeon: "Yes I'm absolutely sure that you will survive the operation."
Patient: How can you be so sure?"
Surgeon: "9 out of 10 patients die in this operation, and just yesterday my ninth patient died!"
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Don't Kill your wife with housework. Let our washing machine do it for you.
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Want to propose to a girl ?
* Just do it. (Nike)
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Before going to propose to a girl ?
* Believe in the best (BPL)
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If your girl asks you which dress to wear ?
* Kuch nahi (Pears)
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Not satisfied with your dates ?
* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)
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If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... ?
* 50-50 (Britannia)
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Those who succeed in love always say ?
* We dream because we do (Daewoo)
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A guy having a number of girl friends ?
* Complete Man (Raymonds)
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A smart girl having a number of boyfriends ?
* Yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)
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If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her ?
* Take it easy (Limca)
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If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... ?
* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)
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How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING????????????
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste
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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well.
Why???
* Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
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Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
* Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
* D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
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Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ????
This is quite simple..
* D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi
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