Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital 4 delivery. The wife hwevr gv birth to a black baby. The Chinese man hu ws shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG
a husband and his wife are in deep sleep, when the wife murmured in sleep hey, go out, my husband has come. Suddenly the husband jumped out of the window and ran away.
RELATIONSHIP:
1. Its important to hav a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman who can make u laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman who u can trust & doesnt lie.
4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with u.
5. Its very, very important that these four women dont know each other
