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Wife says to husband: "I had a dream yesterday night that you gifted me with a diamond ring. Now, what does that mean"?

Husband says: "Am not sure, dear, Will let your know tonight"
Wife waits eagerly for her husband to return. The husband comes and gives her a pocket book- "The Meaning of dreams"!

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Teacher : what do you call a person who cannot hear
bunta : you can call him whatever you want he cant hear anyway...
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital 4 delivery. The wife hwevr gv birth to a black baby. The Chinese man hu ws shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG
a husband and his wife are in deep sleep, when the wife murmured in sleep hey, go out, my husband has come. Suddenly the husband jumped out of the window and ran away.
newtons 1 law: every book is un state of rest or coverd with dust untill n unlesss intrernal or external semester appears!
Alcohol contains female hormones
PROOF: after drnkng....
1male talk unnecessarily,
2.become over emotional
3.drive badly
4.stop thinking
5.Fight 4 nothing!
RELATIONSHIP:
1. Its important to hav a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman who can make u laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman who u can trust & doesnt lie.
4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with u.
5. Its very, very important that these four women dont know each other
DEFINE AGONY
Its lik a One Armed Man
Hanging at d Edge of a Cliff by his only arm
& his Butt Devastatingly Itchy
DEFINEDEATH
He Scratched It...!
A single spelling mistake that caused divorce. A man went 2 GOA & sent msg 2 his wife Having the most amazing & wonderful time, i wish u were HER
A circular has been sent out from the American Embassy to inform Gujaratis not to apply for a H1N1. it is not a visa!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!
Spelling matters:
Lady died of AIDS bcz doctor made mistake in writing her prescription.
He wrote, Make frequent changes in MALES instead of MEALS!!
Girl To God : Oh God!
Is homosexuality against your design of human nature ?
God : Yes my child !
I created Adam and Eve
not Adam and Steve -
Being a Male Chauvinist Pig does not mean you shall contract swine flu!!
The US embassy has sent out a notice to all Gujjus... PLEASE do not apply for H1N1... it is NOT a visa!!
Signboard Outside The Heaven Gate:

Lying In bed Naked with Somebody & Screaming:
OH MY GOD..!! OH MY GOD..!!, will NOT be considered as praying..! :-D
Alchohol may not be the answer to all the questions - Swami Vivekananda
But it helps you to forget the questions!
A girl wore a sleeveles dress.. On right arm she wrote C & on left arm L evrybody askd her, wat it means ??
She said: It means COOL

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Created Sunday, 16 May 2010 06:45
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