Wife says to husband: "I had a dream yesterday night that you gifted me with a diamond ring. Now, what does that mean"?
Husband says: "Am not sure, dear, Will let your know tonight"
Wife waits eagerly for her husband to return. The husband comes and gives her a pocket book- "The Meaning of dreams"!
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RELATIONSHIP:
1. Its important to hav a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman who can make u laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman who u can trust & doesnt lie.
4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with u.
5. Its very, very important that these four women dont know each other
1. Its important to hav a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman who can make u laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman who u can trust & doesnt lie.
4. Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with u.
5. Its very, very important that these four women dont know each other
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!
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