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Wife says to husband: "I had a dream yesterday night that you gifted me with a diamond ring. Now, what does that mean"?

Husband says: "Am not sure, dear, Will let your know tonight"
Wife waits eagerly for her husband to return. The husband comes and gives her a pocket book- "The Meaning of dreams"!

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Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands a..
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Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. F..
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Banta was not home at his usual hour, and his wife, Preeto, was fuming, as the clock ticked later an..
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A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere...
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Santa is talking to Banta about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I..
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Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little ba..
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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decide..
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Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on th..
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A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is layin..
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Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the wait..
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Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its ..
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Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was ..
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Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the me..
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Santa and his wife, Jeeto, were living in a farm up in the hills. One day, Santa found that the hole..
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Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the ..
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Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, "..
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Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of ..
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A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for..
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A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle. He rubs it and out pop two Geni..
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Created Sunday, 16 May 2010 06:45
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