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    Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

    Banta: To do suicide.

    Santa: But why are you heating it?

    Banta: To prevent infection.
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    Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

    Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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    A Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee.

    Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.

    Wife: But why...

    Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.
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    Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

    Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
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    A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

    He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

    Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
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    Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

    Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

    Santa: My wife’s first husband.
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    A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

    Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

    Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

    Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

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    School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?

    Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt holidays!
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    Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.

    Laloo: How's it going?

    Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.
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    Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.

    Laloo: How's it going?

    Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.
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