Wife says to husband: "I had a dream yesterday night that you gifted me with a diamond ring. Now, what does that mean"?
Husband says: "Am not sure, dear, Will let your know tonight"
Wife waits eagerly for her husband to return. The husband comes and gives her a pocket book- "The Meaning of dreams"!
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A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”
The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies: “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”
The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies: “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”
A football comedy..
A guy who went to a packed World cup game was surprised to see an empty seat in front stands.
During half time, he went to the chap sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was vaccant..
"Not really, It was my wife's seat. We had never missed a world cup ever, But now she is dead." he told him.
Oh, I am sorry, but didnt you want any of your relatives to accompany you>?
" I would have liked that, but they've all gone to my wife's funeral".
A guy who went to a packed World cup game was surprised to see an empty seat in front stands.
During half time, he went to the chap sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was vaccant..
"Not really, It was my wife's seat. We had never missed a world cup ever, But now she is dead." he told him.
Oh, I am sorry, but didnt you want any of your relatives to accompany you>?
" I would have liked that, but they've all gone to my wife's funeral".
Sikhs vs Pope
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy
Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.So the Pope made a deal
He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community
If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave.
The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named
Harbinder Singh to represent them .Harbinder asked for one additional condition to the debate
To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came .Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Harbinder pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said, 'I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay.'
An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what had happened.
The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity.
He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still One God common to both our religions.
Then, I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us.
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.
Then, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin.
He had an answer for everything. What could I do?'
Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Harbinder Singh.
'What happened?' they asked.
'Well,' said Harbinder, 'First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here.
I told him not one of us was leaving.
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy
Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.So the Pope made a deal
He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community
If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave.
The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named
Harbinder Singh to represent them .Harbinder asked for one additional condition to the debate
To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came .Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Harbinder pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said, 'I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay.'
An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what had happened.
The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity.
He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still One God common to both our religions.
Then, I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us.
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.
Then, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin.
He had an answer for everything. What could I do?'
Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Harbinder Singh.
'What happened?' they asked.
'Well,' said Harbinder, 'First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here.
I told him not one of us was leaving.
Santa in miami beach
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
Santa in miami beach
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
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