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    Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

    Student: HIJKLMNO.

    Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

    Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
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    Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again.

    Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it.

    Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.
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    Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

    Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

    Funny Husband: I know all that.

    Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

    Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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    Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

    Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

    Funny Husband: I know all that.

    Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

    Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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    Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

    Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

    Funny Husband: I know all that.

    Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

    Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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    When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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    Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

    Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.
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    Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
    Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."
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    Akashyadav,

    Don't spam...


    Why are you sending your same posts again and again .. stop it..
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    Oh... is it so..

    please don't post to increase the thread length... it will decrease the credibility..
    Get hot offers& tricks for Indians..Hurry!!
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