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    Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.

    Laloo: How's it going?

    Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.
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    Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.

    Laloo: How's it going?

    Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.
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    Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

    Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.
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    Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

    Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.
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    Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat.

    Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

    Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

    American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
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    American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

    Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

    Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.
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    Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

    Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!
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    Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

    Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!
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    Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:

    Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?

    Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.

    Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.
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    Teacher: What happened in 1869?

    Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

    Teacher: What happened in 1873?

    Student: Gandhi was four years old.
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