A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for 2 weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money; however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those jerks deducted $95.00
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
Judge: Whats the proof that you were not Overspeeding ???
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Man: My Lord, I was going to my in-Law’s place to bring my wife…
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Judge: Case dismissed!!!
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle! :P
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember :D
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Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/
Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all ♥
Octopus: I have just refilled my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! :X
Goat : Friends,its safe now, Eid has passed :)
Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: "Luckily I am haram"
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Goat replies: "Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?
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Child to the Sales Girl In a Sweets Shop:
Will You Marry Me When I Grow Up ?
Girl Smiled And Said "Yes !"
Child: Can you Give Your Future Husband A Free Chocolate. :P :)
सुंदर मुलगी कॉलेजमध्ये दिसली कि, कॉलेज कसं ' विधानसभेसारख' वाटत आणि ती मुलाकडे पाहुन हसली कि त्याला बिनविरोध "आमदार" झाल्यासारख वाटत, एकदा का ती लग्नाला हो म्हणाली कि मुख्यमंत्री झाल्यासारख वाटत' आणि लग्नाला एक वर्ष झालं कि मग आदर्श घोटाळा केल्यासारख वाटतं....!;-)
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