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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 20:55

Love v/s Alcohol:

Love- Pagal banata hai..
Alcohol- Mood fresh karti hai..

Love- Me neend nahi aati hai..
Alcohol- Neend achi aati hai..

Love- 1 date ke Rs. 2000/-
Alcohol- 1 botle Rs. 350/-

Love- Me sabki suno..
Alcohol- Pee kar sabko sunao..

FAISLA AAPKE HAATH ME..

"Piyo sir utha ke, Jiyo lad khada ke..."

Cheers!!

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 20:56

A slow internet is lyk sexy but irritating GF..

Chahe jitna bhi dimaag kharaab ho
fir bhi banda dono ke chakkar me laga hi rehta hai..

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 20:57

When u r in love, u make wonders happen..

Once married, u wonder what happened...." B-)

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 20:59

Understanding a Girl is like downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed & wen you hav downloaded 0.9GB,

you got an error.

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:00

Marriage Tips
If Wife wants to get Husband's attention
Just look Sad & Uncomfortable

If husband wants to get Wife's attention

Just look Comfortable & Happy!!

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:00

Khushi ne wada kiya tha humse ki 5 din baad lautkar aayegi..

Jab zindagi ki kitaab ko kholkar dekha toh pata chala ki saali zindagi ke panne hi 4 the..

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:01

Boy went 2 library and asked for book "Psycho The Rapist"
Librarian searched 4 hours and came back slapped him and said,

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:02

Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hai Hamse,

DEAR,
Tumhara To Milna Kam Ho Gaya Hai..

Us Pagli Ko Koun Samjhaye,

Ki.....
PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai.;:)

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:02

"NASHA"
Mohabbat Ka Ho Ya Sharab Ka,
HOSH Dono Me Kho Jata Hai,
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki,
SHARAB Sula Deti Hai
Aur
MOHABBAT Rula Deti Hai.

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:03

Mohabbat us se nahi hoti Jo Khubsurat ho,

Khubsurat wo hota h jis se Mohabat ho.

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:03

Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Papa khush ho kar: Haan Beta, tumhe Kaisy Pata?

Beta: Wo AapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:22

...DANGEROUS ANTS...
3 ants saw an elephant coming.
1st:We will kill him!
2nd:we will break his legs!
3rd:NO!Leave him,he's alone,& We R 3

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:23

Docter to tintumon:u will die
within 2 hours.Do u want to see any
one before u die?
Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

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Tuesday, 08 November 2011 21:24

Tintu was standing below a tube
light with mouth wide open....
WHY??
Because his doctor advised him:
Today`s dinner should be light...

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 11:32

hahhahhahha . really true.

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 14:04

good jokes ram.....tintumon jokes are becoming the craze among the people.i will post some of them soon.

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 14:47

• Patni: Ye inflation kya hai?
• Pati: Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi aur abhi 48-36-48. Abhi tere pass pehle se sab jyada hai firbhi teri value kum hai yehi inflation hai

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:31

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:32

Scientists all over the world r
wondering
how long a human being can live
without a brain...
So, Kindly tell them ur age plz....

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:33

Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod
train accidents
crack: To put speed brakers on
the track

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