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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:34

My Attitude :-
A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:

!

!
"Sorry, I won`t accept your proposal,
But I apprecate your
selection..."!

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:35

Teacher asked: Which is your
favorite planet
Dundumol said: Jupiter
Minimol said: Saturn
Tintumon said: 'Animal planet'

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:35

When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or
the wife.

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:40

subbarao falls in love with a nurse and he wants to write a love letter.

He thinks and thinks and write as i love you sister.

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:43

Conversation between anchor and caller.

Anchor:which area you live.
caller:kukatpally

anchor:i also live in same area which apart ment do you live.
caller:subadra appartments.

anchor:i also live in same apartment which flat do you live.
caller:201

anchor:ayo i also live in the same flat and aske who are you
caller:i am your husband where is the key.

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Wednesday, 09 November 2011 15:53

Nice jokes shared Sasi,specially the second one ie Conversation between anchor and caller.

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:10

Wo karte hai baat ishq ki..

Lekin ishq ka dard ka unko ehsas nahi..

Ishq wo chand hai jo dikhta hai sabko..

Lekin usse pana sabke bus ki baat nai.

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:11

Vnevr a guy takes any imprtnt decision,
he closes his eyes,
thinks a lot,
listns 2 his hrt,
uses his brain,
n finaly does wat his girlfrnd says;)

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:12

Sapna wo nahi jo nind me aye..

Sapna wo hain jise pura kiye bina neend na aye..

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:14

Women's tears are like sperms,

One in a million is for the right cause!!

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:14

I'm desperately trying to find out who these 4 people so interested in my life are. :
as

Parents keep saying "Chaar LOG dekhenge toh kya bolenge" :-D;-)

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:16

Young Generation Ko Sabse Zyada Tension Kab Hoti Hai..?

Guess?

Nahi Pata?

Jab Wo So Kar Uthen Or Unka Mobile Mummy Ke Pas Ho!!

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:17

Who sent me love & best wishes
in my life and prayed for my sucess..

Its not working kambakhto try harder; dil se pray karo.;-)

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:18

GALS and MATHS r the 2 most complicated things in the world..

But.......

MATHS, atleast, has logic..

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:19

What Is Love?

For A Boy: It Is That Stupid Nervousness Before Proposing A Girl..

For A Girl : It Is That Excitement Of Standing Before A Nervous Boy..

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:20

Modern Style wedding..

Pujari :Do u Both Agree To Change Your Facebook Status To MARRIED.?

Couple: Yes, we do

Pujari-Vivah sammpan hua..

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011 21:23

Love v/s Alcohol:

Love- Pagal banata hai..
Alcohol- Mood fresh karti hai..

Love- Me neend nahi aati hai..
Alcohol- Neend achi aati hai..

Love- 1 date ke Rs. 2000/-
Alcohol- 1 botle Rs. 350/-

Love- Me sabki suno..
Alcohol- Pee kar sabko sunao..

FAISLA AAPKE HAATH ME..

"Piyo sir utha ke, Jiyo lad khada ke..."

Cheers!!

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Wednesday, 30 November 2011 11:35

Sumit,
Why you post continuously? It is spamming.You can post them in one or two threads or after some one replying to you.

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Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:00

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.

"Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"

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Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:05

Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty.
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age.

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