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Rajnikant returns....

One day when it was raining heavily, Rajnikant didn't get wet, he was not having umbrella or raincoat.

He didn't get wet because he was walking in between of rain drops. :laugh: :laugh:

Father to son -

Father : Why did you marry without telling me?

Son : you marry my mother without telling me! did i ask you anything!!?? :P

Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad but not short?
Father replied: Because it had too many problems.

Difference Between Horror & Beautiful
Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back

It was the after-lunch session and the batsman had been drinking too heavily during the break. He staggered up to the captain and confessed that he could see three of everything.

'Well,' said the captain, 'when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one.

'The batsman weaved his way to the crease and was bowled first ball. He made his way back.

'What happened?' demanded the captain. 'Didn't you hit the middle ball?'

'Yesh,' replied the batsman, 'but I used the outside bat!'

Which is the most dangerous alphabet?

"W"

because all worries start with "W"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
WAR!
Wine
Women
&
Finally
WIFE...!

Sonia Gandhi to Anna Hazare..

Aap har baar Anshan aur Upvaas pe kyun aa jate ho?

Anna : Kya karu o ladies, main hoon aadat se majboor... :P :laugh:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL.

DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent, SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstick,but i gave fevistick.No chip chip..no chik chik.

Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel
student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

A woman kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money. Husband replied : I want more proof.

A LKG TERROR’S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL….
SIR: Were was ur birth???
BOY: Tamil Nadu.
SIR: Which part?
BOY: what which part ah...
Whole Body born in Tamil Nadu..
SIR: ??? ok.. When is your Birthday?
BOY: March 4th.
SIR: Which year?
BOY: Every year.. R u mental, you questions are very funny?
I don't want admission on your school....

Ha ha ha vinod nice question answer session and what about my shared jokes.

hahaa vinodh the interview is very funny.Keep on posting this type ones.

Ha ha ha vinod nice question answer session and what about my shared jokes.

Ram Thanks for you comments,. your jokes are really very funny especially that Wife kidnapping is really very funny... :laugh: :laugh:

Sasi, thanks and here it is find a new one..

The girl died and was sent to heaven. Angel was shocked to see her heart still beating.

Girl replied: I might be dead but my lover still lives inside my heart.

The girl was sent to hell forever for over acting. ;-)

Thanks Vinodh for your nice compliment.Your jokes are also good.Post some more.

A:I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. B:Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.

Husband:Today is Sunday n I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband:for u and your parents.