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Is Waqt Desh Ke 5 Bade Problems Hai:

1-Population

2-Mehengai

3-Bomb Blast

4-Corruption

Aur

5-Young generation Ko Har Hafte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR..;-)

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

Build 3 factories in you life.
1. Ice factory in brain - Be Cool
2. Sugar Factory in tongue - Be Sweet
3. Love factory in heart.

Then, life will be satis"factory".

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.

A blind man war begging on side of Newyork street with a board written -" I am blind help me"
Once a man passing that side saw him, He took his board & wrote some thing, From that time the blind man got heavy collection...
Many people started giving money to him.

He wrote : "you are beautiful but, I cant see you''

"Do you drink?" the girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law."
"First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation" asked son-in-law.

Prof: Define seminar.?

Stud : Seminar is defined bp process in which 1 person spoils his sleep for 1 night in an befort to make others to sleep ...:-)

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!

Doctor: I am, bit by bit.

A best funny line...

I learn from the mistake of others who take my advice....! :laugh: ;) :)

Rajnikant returns....

One day when it was raining heavily, Rajnikant didn't get wet, he was not having umbrella or raincoat.

He didn't get wet because he was walking in between of rain drops. :laugh: :laugh:

Father to son -

Father : Why did you marry without telling me?

Son : you marry my mother without telling me! did i ask you anything!!?? :P

Son asked to father: Why was the math book sad but not short?
Father replied: Because it had too many problems.

Difference Between Horror & Beautiful
Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back

It was the after-lunch session and the batsman had been drinking too heavily during the break. He staggered up to the captain and confessed that he could see three of everything.

'Well,' said the captain, 'when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one.

'The batsman weaved his way to the crease and was bowled first ball. He made his way back.

'What happened?' demanded the captain. 'Didn't you hit the middle ball?'

'Yesh,' replied the batsman, 'but I used the outside bat!'

Which is the most dangerous alphabet?

"W"

because all worries start with "W"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
WAR!
Wine
Women
&
Finally
WIFE...!

Sonia Gandhi to Anna Hazare..

Aap har baar Anshan aur Upvaas pe kyun aa jate ho?

Anna : Kya karu o ladies, main hoon aadat se majboor... :P :laugh:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL.

DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent, SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstick,but i gave fevistick.No chip chip..no chik chik.

Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel
student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.