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All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

A woman kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money. Husband replied : I want more proof.

A LKG TERROR’S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL….
SIR: Were was ur birth???
BOY: Tamil Nadu.
SIR: Which part?
BOY: what which part ah...
Whole Body born in Tamil Nadu..
SIR: ??? ok.. When is your Birthday?
BOY: March 4th.
SIR: Which year?
BOY: Every year.. R u mental, you questions are very funny?
I don't want admission on your school....

Ha ha ha vinod nice question answer session and what about my shared jokes.

hahaa vinodh the interview is very funny.Keep on posting this type ones.

Ha ha ha vinod nice question answer session and what about my shared jokes.

Ram Thanks for you comments,. your jokes are really very funny especially that Wife kidnapping is really very funny... :laugh: :laugh:

Sasi, thanks and here it is find a new one..

The girl died and was sent to heaven. Angel was shocked to see her heart still beating.

Girl replied: I might be dead but my lover still lives inside my heart.

The girl was sent to hell forever for over acting. ;-)

Thanks Vinodh for your nice compliment.Your jokes are also good.Post some more.

A:I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. B:Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.

Husband:Today is Sunday n I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband:for u and your parents.

Boy:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend:Then what happened?
Boy:Nothing finally She married the postman.

A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks Whats this?
Kid: Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS.

Whom Should I Listen ?

Mom says : "Alcohol is your Enemy"
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Jesus Says :"Love your Enemy"!!
;) :laugh: :laugh:

how can you create another sunny deol
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.think
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.by marrying sunny leone to abhay deol
hahaha :laugh:

Who walks with you in difficult path of your life??

Mom/dad?
No

Husband/wife?
No

Friend?
No

Only your slippers
So Keep it safe.

7th brain works only for some people.. :laugh: :laugh:

deepak you rock here but be aware of rajni if he come to know that you are making joke of him then he will just imagine and you will be out of this world!!!!!

Tintu was standing below a tube
light with mouth wide open....
WHY??
Because his doctor advised him:
Today`s dinner should be light...

Tintumon is famous in Bengal also?
Really nice :)

Thanks sandhya for your appreciation.Here is another-

Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet
Dundumol said: Jupiter
Minimol said: Saturn
Tintumon said: 'Animal planet'

Thanks sandhya for your appreciation.Here is another-

Teacher asked: Which is your favorite planet
Dundumol said: Jupiter
Minimol said: Saturn
Tintumon said: 'Animal planet'

Do you know what is the meaning of 'mon' and 'mol'? Some name have them
mon means son......Beta
mol means daughter....Beti

A sure-chot recipe for committing suicide!

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this
inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not
getting older' at the top, and 'You are just getting better' at the
bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve
the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: