These all unforgettable moments are happened only before 3 months, while we were enjoying the last days in hostel during my college life. As usual, there is gang of friends, and 8 members in our gang. One happiest thing about our gang is that we all got best friends with in the group itself that is among these 8 people, we counts as 4 pairs of best friends. Our gang members are chinnu-minnu1 (I am minnu here), mammu-chinthu, tinku-minnu2 (this gal minnu 2 usually fights with me for the 1'st ranking, but all others never give a chance to take that position), and last sachu-dundu. We all celebrate, cracks, fights, teases, consoles and all. Even we fights 5 times per day, we never left to be in fight, and we will solve the problems soon after each fight. The most wonderful thing is that each and every one in our group is perfect for all activities.

Before 3 months, during our course viva time, there are only a few people staying our hostel at that time, and from our gang we 5 people only there. Me, tinku, chinthu, sachu, and mammus. As we got viva on next day we were struggling with all books from first year to 4’Th year. Actually nothing more based on those books is going on, except our crazy pranks on those materials. Around 1 pm we stopped our sleep over books and moved to bed. In my room me, chinthu and tinku, and on next room sachu and mammus only. After getting in to bed we were watching some movie songs for half an hour, and after that i went to take some water from cooler, with out even put on the lights. After coming back it was around 1.45 and we were trying to sleep off since we have viva on next day morning itself. After getting in to bed again we protected ourselves from those freely music providing mosquitoes by using blanket. 5 minutes later i heard the sound of sneezing someone. I thought chinthu got cold from morning itself, so it may be she, and after that it was hardly sneezing again. After 2 minutes, tinku asked me, what happened minnu, why you are crying?? I said, what you are saying girl, its chinthu sneezing because of cold. At the same time chinthu turned towards me and asked you got mad or what, i thought that’s you were sneezing and you got cold, and i was going to take some balms for you. So we understood, it is none of them making that sound, but we still hearing that sound with in a small interval. They really got scared, but i was little bit better, so i told them its OK, leave it. After some time again the same sound, at this time i thought that is mammus s making this sound from out, so i told them, let us keep silence and sleep off, otherwise if she came to know we got scared she will surely make fun of us. They agreed and we tried to sleep. Next time when we again heard the sound and tinku really trembled this time. So she gave a miss call to sachu, and she came to our room from half sleep, we told them what and all happened, she told, nothing will be like that, you are just feeling so, and you people pray well and sleep. She taken those prayer books and all and given to us. After she went out, i also understood that, that is not mammus doing all these. So I also got scare this time. After this, tinku and chinthu covered all over the body with blanket, and even put cottons on their ears. After one minute later I heard the sneezing sound in very low voice as if some one trying to control their breathe. We all imagine this sound as some one hardly breathing from next near terrace of our room, and thinking that some one from outside came to our terrace, and since the terrace is in third floor, he can't breathe properly. That is why making sounds like that. By the way when we heard the sound next, we blast off our all fear, and ran away from room by shouting loudly. It’s around 2.15 at that time. All of our hostel mates got up from deep sleep, and crowded in next room. We informed our warden, and security uncle. He searched all over there, he also informed other securities in college, and they also came to hostel and start searching. After all, they couldn't find anything and they went off by consolidating us. They told us, don't worry, go and sleep, we are here to look after you and all.

We went to bed again around 3.20, bt none of us couldn't sleep. First me and tinku put two beds together and lie down, 5 minutes later mammus also come between us, and with in 15 minutes chinthu and sachu also came to bed. Thus we 5 peoples were together on those 2 beds, actually only two peoples could lie on those single beds at a time, but only God knows how we 5 were lying down there, by keeping a space for another 6'th person. We were actually not making any sound, and analyzing each and every voice from outside, we could even say which vehicle is moving through where, which creature is making the sound. We all made research on these all topics and if we got a chance to show our knowledge in front of any reputed person at that time, damn sure they will give us PhD in those topics. I am not even remembering at what time i slept off.

Tomorrow morning around 6.30 we all got up and with out even opening books for that day's viva, we went to do more investigations on the things happened on previous day. We didn't get any more details, and left off those all, then continues the grapples with books. At the break fast time, we switch on the fan because food was too hot, and we don't have time to wait a long. After switch on fan, we again heard yesterday's sound again and shocked for a moment. After some moments we start to search its source and finally we find out the scary character of previous day. That was a huge balloon in our room, as it we placed there before 2 days, it start to shrink, by leaving air through small hole. And when we switch on fan it start to scratch on the wall, these both sounds gave an effect of sneezing and breathing hardly during silent mid nights

Climax of the story is that our gang got a new label at the last moment and it was ' scary balloon girls' and along with the many stories published on coming days. What ever this given the funniest moments of college life to each of us now.

The Fantastic Four - The Fake Destoyers! B-)

This is a thread completely dedicated to the team FD; Ragha, Simran, Nirmalya and Neeraj. No offence is meant to anyone! And still if anyone is offended by it, trust me, 'tis not our fault. Go, get yourself a life. And work on your humor, or, try to remember about the last time you had a laugh, you n00b! 

The initiative taken by them is completely fantabulous and deserves a mention in the community. Thus, this Article!

PS: If you're smelling sarcasm here, go to a doctor; Or, a psychiatrist! We can't help that!

PPS: Arjit and Devashish, here!

Introduction:
Concept inspired by:
Credits: Devashish

This is, for sure, not at all, pwn the Team FD thread. Team FD, a new and a revolutionizing term on Boddunan! They consist of our dear lovable brotherhood, Raghavendra who is loved by everyone. Er, I mean everyone except Chintan! ; Neeraj who loves to copy his posts again and again until anyone replies back to his posts! No, I mean, seriously; One should have guts to do that ; Simran - Er, no, not Ragha's sister. We're
talking about Simrandeep, our Punjabi bind-ass banda, and someone unknown Nirmalya! :| A fake profile in Team FD? WTF? And a visiting member, "Sanjana" - yeah, the one who used to create genuine threads. No, this is not the effect of Abhinav's lame threads on her! We are still wondering why is she here!?!? :|

And yes, we the community members, are "deewane and mastane" about team fd! Mwah!

And now, something just and just about them!

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1. Their THEME SONG!
2. Their conversation with Webbie, Fake Webbie and themselves!
3. What if you're stuck in a lift with Team FD? =))

The THEME SONG! :)

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When community was in trouble, and there were a lot of fake bubbles..
Arose from the nowhere some gladiators who brought fakes in trouble!

We are neeraj, nirmalya, simran, Ragha..
We're stronger than the jungle's "Bagha!"

When the community was in problem,
and our Webbie was in trouble..
They arose and kicked butt's of fake people;
'cause they are THE FAKE DESTOYERSSSSSSSSS!

Making a team of four..
we will remove fakes from the core!

They're the fake destroyers..
They're smart as the lawyers!

They're the fake destroyers..
And they're Webbie's employers!

Stuck in a lift with the TEAM FD!

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1) Make different voices saying “I am webbie, I am webbie”, they’ll get confused and will start shooting in air!
2) Start emphasizing on words which have no importance in the statement, You might get to impress ragha!
3) Ask them to report abuse your crush’s boyfriend. Just tell them he recently changed his name else it was “MTV” before. In
overexcitement they might even do it
4) Wear a mask saying “AN JALI KYA ANJALI KYA”, 1 of the destroyers will definitely say it wasn’t me it wasn’t me.
5) Ask about the pamphlet regarding the fake awareness they were going to create.
6) Tell them that the webmaster whom they had encountered was a fake.
7) Be emotional and cry over the fact that they will kill your friends in a short while!
8) Tell them that after getting those fake profiles deleted, urge orkut to enable anonymous postings, so that they’d know that anonymous is doing all
this!
9) Urge them to launch a orkut wide campaign to remove the fake profile
10) Take care coz you might witness a suicide as afterall they themselves are a fake profile!
11) Tell them that the fakes are the "mastane and deewane" of the TEAM FD and BOOM! =))

A conversation of the "Fake Destroyers" !

Ragha: Hey fakies, come here, I'm here with my sword given to me by Respected Webbie, bro!
Simran: I second Ragha, bro. Thank you!
Neeraj: I want someone to notice me!
Fake Webbie:*Bwaahhahahahahaha!* What do you want Team FD?
Nirmalya: I want everyone to know me the way they know you! :(
Webbie: Yes yes, this is the fake Webbie. Pwn them Team FD!
Ragha: Yes my lord. Don't worry. We will make them pwn you!
Simran: Sorry Webbie, lord. Ragha means he will make the fakes pwn us!
Neeraj: I'm also here. Someone notice me! Please!
*Neeraj types in RBG font!*
Webbie: WTF!? What do you guys actually want to do?
Nirmalya: Nothing Webbie, bro. We want to pwn! (Be Pwnd by the fakes! )

Ragha: Bro, I will irritate them by my RBG colour trivia. And they'll run away!
Webbie: *In low tone* - The way I also run away! :P
Simran: Dear fake webmaster, kindly be prepared. I am going to pwn you!
Neeraj: Huh? No one pays attention towards me. I'll create a thread about "Jammy!"
Nirmalya: Ragha bro, I've an idea to pwn these fakes! ;-)
Ragha & Simran bro: Speak up, sir.
Webbie: I too have an idea!
Everyone: SPEAK SIR!
Webbie: Ragha, why don't you write an IFM on the fake webmaster?
MODs: Chief, we want to pwn the fake webmaster. We're not interested in self pwnage!
Fake Webbie: *Gulp*, Tickrs by Ragha! NO WAY! Forgive me, Webbie!

Ragha: Dear fake Webmaster, do not worry. I will not write horrible Tickrs on you. My fake lord, I promise!
Nirmalya: Yes, we're your fake "diwane and mastane!"
Simran *sings*: Deewane mastane ham hain tumhare hamare bhi fake Webbie!
Neeraj: Yeah yeah. *Cp's post again!*

Webbie: I accept my defeat team Fake Fd!
Fake Webbie: I too accept my defeat. These people are just too much!

*Runs and deletes his account*

We're done with this!

In the end, I would like to thank Team FD for taking such an initiative and working for all of us, and specially our Webbie. And special mention to Devashish for thinking about this concept!

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PS: Yes, this is OUR way of entertaining you. Love us, or, hate us! You've to bear us! =))

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Arjit

When you are in school or higher secondary you dont really need to set up an impression infront of your teachers. There everyone knows you or lets put it up in another way, the teachers are concerned about you. But once you get into a professional college ( wherein people assume you are mature enough to understand right and wrong) no one cares about you. ... hence its really a challenge to be known by a teacher!!!

This impression is of great use when you answer your viva voce, orals, tutorials or even papers, wherein even if you dont know any answer or you answer wrong ..you get marks that you dont always deserve.

TIPS TO OUTSHINE THE REST

• When a lecture is being taken.. always shake your head in YES direction or in a direction denoting you have understood everything even if you dont understand what the lecturer is talking about or what lecture is being taken

• Always sit on the first few benches referably first, because on this you can do anything and everything, even sleeping and pretend to listen to the lecture since the teachers eyes are always set uoon the last benchers who are as per the teachers least interested in studies.

• Always take down notes of the lecture.. t can be a love letter, journal completion, somments, drawings ets. but WRITE SOMETHING : Request - Please do not get caught

• Always have doubts in your mind about the lecture. Raise your doubts during the lecture... but sme teachers dont prefer this.. In these cases, once the lecture is over, run out of the class behind the teacher to clear your dounts. Mind you, go alone lest your friend take all the credit.

• If the lecturer asks any question and you are sure of your answer, dont leak it out to everybody, and answer the fastest and in the loudest possible voice. If you dont known the answer, still reply, but in CHORUS

• During vivas or orals, always greet the teacher before you answer. Be confident but not overconfident. Do not smile too much. Preferably, make a sad and pitiful face and agree with whatever the teachers says.

• In the class try not to sit with your bf/gf. All this extra curricular activities are to be done during the break time.

• Always dress decently

• If you meet your teachers anywhere outside the classroom give them a big smile ( Even bigget than the ones in toothpaste ads) and wish them. But please do not make mistakes like saying good morning , when it is evening. Dont be disoriented in time and place.

Now keeping all this points in mind, dont be an idiot and rely on them fully ; but also study hard.. Read you lectures regularly.

Dont have a wrong opinion about teachers because they arent wht they are in a matter of one night's toil. Remember " Teachers bhi kabhi students the"

"Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy , wealthy and wise" ... ALl of us know that this is an age old proverb, but i totally disagree with it. How can waking up early be related to health wealth and wisdom??  havent seen 6 am for the past so many years but i dont think i lack in any of the above 3 qualities.

Well well the topic says ..hardships attending the 8 am lecture...Like i said..since waking up aint my cup of tea.. the only option left for me (when in college) was to enter the class late. Entering a class late is usually a skill which can be mastered only with experience. t requires courage , techniques , perseverance and above all luck!!

BEFORE ENTERING A CLASS LATE MAKE SURE THAT:

1) You check the exact tie on your watch and ensure that there is a minimum of 15 mins left for the lecture to end

2) You are entering the right lecture hall

3) You have a piece of paper and pen (not necessarily it works) in your hand

4) If the door is open, then ask the 1st benchers by sign language if it would be safe to enter the class

5) If the door is latched from inside , SMS someone already inside the class and ask the following details

- Who is the lecturer?
- What time did he/she start the class?
- How is his/ her mood today (Important)?
- Is attendance taken? If yes... is my proxy already given?
- Would it be advisable to enter now?

6) If the door is closed and your determined to enter the class, first knock on the door politely , if there is no response then bang the door hard and if still there is   no response then kick the door with all your force and run away (The guys in our class used to do this so very often)

7) Then comes the grand finale - we were all taught in school to take permission of the teacher before entering a class. But the golden rule in all professional colleges is (atleast it was in our college) : DONT DISTURB THE LECTURER IF YOU ARE ENTERING THE CLASS LATE. So the best thing to do is rum up the stairs and sit at the nearest seat available.

It would be advisable to write notes or pretend writing for about 5 mins as there is a high possibility that the lecturer might be noticing you!!!

So my dear friends, entering the class late is not so easy like it seems to be. It requires a lot of dedicated effort , coupled with the luck factor!!!!