This is a tribute to all those who are the lords of the last bench!!
It is often thought by studnets sitting elsewhere in the class, that their colleagues on the last bench are enjoying. But this article will give you all the gory factsand challenges faced by them.
The plight of the students on the last bench could be compared to soldiers at LOC - it is a great example of team work!!
MAJOR CHALLENGES ( ALWAYS PRESENT)
- The teachers are continuosly watching you
- To ought to have the courage to stand up to any questions asked by the lecturer, in you are inefficient in fulfulling your abilities as an LLB
- Your pending work needs to be completed
- You have to concentrate on the lecture inspite of all the environmental barriers.
MINOR CHALLENGES
- Taking care of your benchmates who are very busy with their work - sleeping, reading novels, playing games, watching girls etc.
- Controlling the slep cycle.
- Entertaining the crowd by throwing papers or passing comments.
- Saving trees - writing notes of all lecturers on the same book
- Gaining Knowledge - Reading novels, books of other subjects in case there is a text the next day
PRE REQUISITES FOR AN LLB QUALIFICATION
- Courage of a lion
- Eyesight of an Eagle
- Hearing abilities of an hare
- IQ of an ant
- Theatrical abilities like that of Dilip Kumar
- Agility like a commando
- Quiet yet communicable
The following is an interview of an LLB. Please note that this is an average view of around 50 LLBs.
I - Interviewer
LLB - I am sure by now u know who!!
I - What inspired you and encouraged you to be an LLB??
LLB - A nights stay at the boys hostel
- Helpful friends ( girls) who are good stenographers
- Mobile problems
- Bird watching
- To ensure proper communication
- Availablity of Good books (of course not text books)
- Personal problems
I - What is you plight when you are unable to sit on the last bench??
LLB - Palpitation, , urge to micturate, sedation, restlessness, increased pressures,decreased concentration, increased frustration.
I - Do you think there are any benefits of sitting on the last bench??
LLB - Increased concentration
- Enhancement of all round performance
- Personaity development
- Less strain to eye and neck muscles
- Treatment to insomnia
- Global communication
- Matrimonial opportunities
I - According to you which is the most important moment of the lecture??
LLB - Attendance.
I - What would you advise you succesors or colleagues??
LLB - Together we can and together we will make the difference
- One for all and all for one
- Sit behind and Just chill chill just chilll....
CONCLUSION:
From the baove data it is concluded that the progress of the nation depends upon the development of the LLBs. The most sincere and alet students in the class are the LLBs