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Here are some various kinds of faces you can find in a class room

1)ATTENDIVE FACES: they see ,hear and follow everything which teacher speaks and write on black board.

2)SEMI-ATTENDIVE FACES:They can see everything,hear everything but cant understand due to lack of attention.

3)ANTI-ATTENTIVE FACES:They also are absent minded.They neither try to see and hear nor try tofollow anything.

4)IDLE FACES:they do not see nothing.NOTHING can be said their motto.They come to class as BLANK and go out of it BLANK.

5)PRETENDING FACES:They constantly smile when teacher smiles and shake their heads when teacher explains something as if they understand and follow everything.

6)SLEEPING FACES:Generally they are found among the back benches in the class.They hope to remain unobserved while they sit with their eyes closed.

7)SEMI -SLEEPING FACES:They are found among the middle or side benches of the class.They are constantly opening and closing their eyes as they feel sleepy but cant sleep.

8)NODDING FACES:They feel sleepy and throw their heads down.But after a short time they lift their heads so that they might not seen by the teacher.

       NOW THINK TO WHICH CATEGORY DO YOU BELONG???.............

SYMBOL:Bb

ATOMIC WEIGHT:55

OCCURRENCE;

1)in back benches of the class room

2)in front rows of food and amusement hall

3)in the front of class corners during class hours

PHYSICAL PROPERTY:

1)colourless in appearence,tries to act very smart

2)day dreams during class hours,with occassional glances at wrist watch

CEMICALPROPERTIES

1)has a disturbing effect on the atmosphere of the class room

2)behaviour is unpredictable

3)usually explosive when contact with lenient teachers

4)bad coductor of peace but good conductor of unnecessary comments

5)reacts with chalk piece,when in contact with black board

USES

1)good conductor of parents and friends money

2)serves headache to teachers

3)acts as a catalyst in accelerating rowdiness in classroom

TEST

1)when shifted to front benches becomes extreamly  volatile and unstable

2)etreamly sesitive to the sounds of bell at the end of periods

3)extreamly revengeful

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wahan ke hotel me ghat gai ek ghatna
Buddha-buddhi ka ek pair lekar bhaith gae do chair
Baire ko bulwaya,khana mangwaya
Pahle buddhe ne khaya,budiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budiya ne khaya buddhe ne pankha hilaya
Yah dekh baire ka sir chakraya
Usne farmaya o laila majnu k mai-baap
Itna prem he to khate kiu nahi ek sath
Buddha bola, beta kahna to tera nek hai
Par DANTO KA SET EK HAI