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COLD FEET !!!

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Aeons ago, when english was a baby, home men in England made their living by spreading words without concrete meaning. Mankind polished this words and used them without comprehending their purpose.

Butter finger, Nosey parker, cold feet etc. became parlance. So today for the ultimate benefit of the Supreme animal (Thats we humans ... lol) , i choose to satte the instances where the term COLD FEET can be used...

COLD FEET is when:

# You are all set to answer a paper in Physics and you over hear people discussing chemistry.

# You are about to go through an open heart surgery. As it is an emrgency, you have agreed to accept anybody's heart without knowing the donor. Just as your entering the Operation theatre ... you spot a caged monkey in the corner.

# You have just yelled at the filth person who overtook you bike on your way to college. As you enter late for your class of the new semester, the familiar face of the new lecturer recognises you with a wicked smile.

# You take all your friends for a grand treat to a posh hotel and after they finished yu realise that the only thing your wallet contains is holes.

# You are under epidural anaesthesia undergoing an organ removal and you over hear a doctor saying how tasty human flesh is and that cannibalism (Killing and eating humans) should be legalised

# You are half done with the "potty" and the tap thinks it enough of pouring for that day and all this when you have also run out of toilet paper.

# You answer a viva question and the teacher laughs louder than the sonic boom of an American Military supersonic aircraft

# You are going past the dimly lit mortuary and you hear a errie  sound followed bye a tap on your shoulder

# Your an upcoming doctor , and after an operation you realise you have removed the wrong kidney of the patient.

# You are out koochi-cooing with your bf/gf and suddenly you see your dad right infront.

I hope none of the readers have ever faced any of these situations ever...


The Three Stages in Life

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It is rightly said the life is too short to attain all the knowledge of the world.  Also, it is very difficult to find all the three valuable things in life or , in other words, the elements in life viz time, energy and money.

 

Life can broadly be divided into three stages. But, unfortunately, no stage in life has all the three elements required for human fulfillment and satisfaction. So, does this mean that we are not satisfied with life?

 

The three stages are:

 

Teenage:  Here we have time + energy, but no money.

  

 

teen

 

 

Main Characteristics:

 

  • Freasking out (with parent's money)
  • Perusing College books and sometimes taking notes
  • Exam tension, though overall less stress
  • Less Social resposibilities
  • Bunking colleges and having fun at home or with friends
  • Chatting and video games
  • Dating
  • Less family pressure, but more of peer pressure.
  • Moody and slightly rebellious
  • If interested, can engage in extra cirricular activities
  • Dependant, mostly on parents 

 

Working age: Here, we have money + energy, but no time.

 

work

 

Main Charateristics:

 

  • No time to freak out of have fun. Going out occasionally with colleagues.
  • Stress at work, though no exam stension as such.
  • Resposibility at work and also towards society.
  • More family pressure, less peer  pressure.
  • Less Moody and less rebellious.
  • Less holidays/vacations.
  • Independant.

 

Old age: Here, we have time and money, but no energy.

 

old

 

Main Charateristics:

 

  • Free from stress,work and hassle.
  • Lots of time to go out and relax.
  • Less family and peer pressure.
  • Less social responsibilities.
  • Not at all moody or rebellious
  • Less independant. May be dependant on children.

So, there is no stage where there are all the three essential elements of time, energy and money. Therefore, let us all try to find fullness and satisfaction in between these stages and be happy!

Boasting..

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Superman and i once arm-wrestled.The loser had to wear his underwear outside his trouser...

I am the only person on this planet who can eat just one lay's chip...

There is no 'ctrl' button on my computer,I am always in control..

I can slam a revolving door...

I don't wear watch; I decide what time it is..

I can divide by zeroes..

Nobody has ever dared question my motives...

 

THE OTHER SIDE OF INDIA 2020

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1."Not only fantastic in itself but criminally mischievous in its effects'"(WINSTON CHURCHILL)

2.I have no free date in 2020.Booked as hero in three films with a new hero in each.All the three are in lkg now (SAROJ KUMAR MALAYALAM superstar)

3.I have crossed eighty five.If I am in power in 2020 I am certain that poverty in INDIA will be wiped out.'I had a dream' when I was a boy-Every Indian will have 'roti,kapda,and makan' If fells I have done enough for the country and I have to depart this world,I hope my children will be in power in 2020 to realize my dream.(Political heavyweight)

4.It will be the worst of times,it will be the age of foolishness,it will be the season of darkness,it will be the winter of despairs.(Charles Dickens.Quotes from a Tale of two cities;with apologies for manupulation)

5.So long as there shall exist by reason of lawless,a criminal society which in the face civilization creates hell on earth,and so long as the three problems of age-the degradation of man by ugly richess,the ruin of women by idiot box,the dwarfing of childhood by abuse are not solved...in other words and from a yet extended point of view,so long as ignorance,and black money reigns supreme,books like les miserables will be useless in 2020 (Victor Hugo-with apologies for manupulating his quote)

6.In 2020 students will have a major role in education system.They will participate in syllabus preparation,question paper setting,continuos assessment and answer sheet evaluation which hitherto was the monopoly of teachers-the self styled Boston Brahmins(Cultural Czar and educationalist )

Sweet dreams

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She is best beauty

I like her

I love her

I want her

I am living for her

I can not leave her hand.

She did not agree my love

All world dark to me

 

She is beauty full lady

Glamour face

Her face nice

Her heart ice

Eyes fishes

Lips red fruits

Chest two hills

 

She dances well

Style in walks

Sweetly talks

She is a flower

A butterfly in half a dress

 

She looks as toy

Her teeth white

Her heart white

Total she is white

I like White

 

Honey in her lips

I want it freely

With lovely

 

She sings well

She plays best

She is a good girl

I am a best boy

Tied with friend ship among

 

She is an attractive girl

She had a power full magnetic

I love her deeply

She likes me much

 

 

I want her

I wish her

I have more desires

About on my life partner

To rounds world

Pair journey

As love birds

 

I am hero of her

I am a king in her dreams

We meats daily

In a pub

We enjoys happy

Why god gives birth on earth

Say?

Under stand!

Don’t miss kiss

Pray the god

Helps poor

Enjoy for joy

 

Life is short

Do friend ship

After pass of your age

You never do anything

So think about on your life

What are the want

Witch is you refuse?

Witch is good

What is batter?

Select and fallow

 

I am for her

She for me

I took birth for her

She born again for my self

I can not leave in harden days

We lives with combined

At End of the life by the happy

That is holy

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