Five reason to say FML !!
1) When MTV stripped team is at your place and wanna feature you on their show.
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2) When your blind date turned out to be your Ex-girlfriend
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3) When you are on shopping and you had no money and the shopkeeper don't accept credit or debit cards and your check bounced as well
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4) When you wake up and your wife wishes you GOOD MORNING RAVI even when your name is ABHINAV
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5) When you are made to work late night in the office to save your job and suddenly your Super hot girl-friend calls you and say "Come at my place right now otherwise its over"
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2) When your blind date turned out to be your Ex-girlfriend
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3) When you are on shopping and you had no money and the shopkeeper don't accept credit or debit cards and your check bounced as well
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4) When you wake up and your wife wishes you GOOD MORNING RAVI even when your name is ABHINAV
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5) When you are made to work late night in the office to save your job and suddenly your Super hot girl-friend calls you and say "Come at my place right now otherwise its over"
Five reasons to say that "Asylum is not far"
1) When you keep on shouting same lines again and again, and even arguing that its your first time
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2) When you saw a Hot and Sexy girl and you shouts. STOP TOUCHING ME
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3) When you start talking out like in a Group Discussion or meeting, even though you are the only present in that room.
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4) When you started chasing dogs on the roads, shouting JAADOO JAADOO
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5) When you say to your boss that, his wife looks astonishing in nights.
Five new Novels Chetan Bhagat should Try
1. Wake Up sid Inspired from the movie where a guy who has no idea about his future suddenly finds on after having sex with his live-in-partner
2. My orkut life A guy Fcuks his life on orkut and the communities finally ends up in deleting his profile With some Sequences like A hot girl profile being handled by a guy and her sexy DPs
3. 30 sec of Fame A guy leaves everything to get into a reality show Describe his whole journey. This novel would have so many hot girls
4. Five points someone part 2 . As everybody knows that this was a S'hit (superhit ) so even if he announces a sequel of it 5000 copies will already be booked in advance
5. Harry potter in IIT . This one needs so discription even that stupid Harry potter's magic cannot help him out increasing his GPA and finding a hot girl in Campus
five people who should host Fantastic Five from this community
1. Venus : for him a length of the show will be increased
2. Sanjana. She will not do a show without Venus and the length of show would be doubled
3. Webbie . pata chal jaega ki akhir kaun hai
4. Mohit kochar . He is already famous between Gays of this community
5. Nitin and Sehran . Coz they are a god pair magar fir show will get a parental advisory cirtificate
__________ 5 astonishing facts that youngistaan should know___________
1) Did you know that banglore was the first city in india infact in Asia to get electricity in the year 1906
2) Do you even know that What is the motto of NCC – its “unity and disciple”
3) Robert Williams – singer earned 30000 pounds which is approximately 27 lacs a day in 2005
4) Just tell me one thing possibly how much did you spend on your birthday? Do you even believe that Dutch princess Beartice spent as much as $725000 on her birthday party...gosh that would surely be heck of a party !!!
5) Boris yetssin – people’s deputy candidate for Moscow ( later president of Russia) received 5118745 votes out of 5722937 in 1989... dats is so not believable
____________the fantastic 5 first’s_______________
1) These question is for all you readers of shrelock holmes. Do you know his first book? Answer : a study in scarlet
2) First sex-change operation in world
Answer: George (Christine) lorgenson in 1952
3) Name India’s first public private initiative which is a $100 m. Toll bridge
Answer: delhi – noida toll bridge
4) First hard disk
Answer: !BM’s 305 RAMAC having an capacity of about 5 MB in 1956
5) First Indian Olympic team medal
Answer: gold medal for hockey in 1928 at Amsterdam beating the Netherlands
___________ first 5 women rulers___________
Serial no. Name State Year post
1) Subhaataryan yanjamaa Magnolia 1953-54 Acting president
2) Girimavo bandaranaika Sri lanka 1960-65, prime minister
1970-77,
1994-2000
3) Indira Gandhi India 1966-77, prime minister
1980-84
4) Hilda gibbs bynoe Grenada 1967-72 Governor
5) Solda meir israel Israel 1969-74 Prime minister
1) Subhaataryan yanjamaa Magnolia 1953-54 Acting president
2) Girimavo bandaranaika Sri lanka 1960-65, prime minister
1970-77,
1994-2000
3) Indira Gandhi India 1966-77, prime minister
1980-84
4) Hilda gibbs bynoe Grenada 1967-72 Governor
5) Solda meir israel Israel 1969-74 Prime minister
________ 5 causes that yongistaan should work for_________
1) This cause is world wide known but never acted upon so here by i rest all you youngistaan to stop speaking and start acting on GLOBAL WARMING. I mean seriously can we even do our bit to save our world.
2) SAVE THE GIRL CHILD – all over the world the social workers the believers and constanstly bunch of people supporting this cause is trying to explain you this simple thing that having a girl child is not a sin its a blessing. All youngistaani would have to speard this message. Don’t sit on your chairs and look at the things but instead go out and explain people.
3) CLEANINESS – this cause is also worth while to understand. In the city of ahemdabad every Sunday there is this project “..........................” in which people come together at one place in the morning and clean the city together. Do this in your own colony street building anything but just follow it heartily
4) EACH ONE TEACH ONE- this cause is also one of the best thing that youngistaan can look forward to. Even if one of you take charge of any one person to teach then trust me our india would reach to heights you have not even think.
5) STOP ANIMAL CRULITY – have a life people why you want to shower your utter nonsense cruitly on poor animals who cant even speak. Stop it. Thats enough now.
2) SAVE THE GIRL CHILD – all over the world the social workers the believers and constanstly bunch of people supporting this cause is trying to explain you this simple thing that having a girl child is not a sin its a blessing. All youngistaani would have to speard this message. Don’t sit on your chairs and look at the things but instead go out and explain people.
3) CLEANINESS – this cause is also worth while to understand. In the city of ahemdabad every Sunday there is this project “..........................” in which people come together at one place in the morning and clean the city together. Do this in your own colony street building anything but just follow it heartily
4) EACH ONE TEACH ONE- this cause is also one of the best thing that youngistaan can look forward to. Even if one of you take charge of any one person to teach then trust me our india would reach to heights you have not even think.
5) STOP ANIMAL CRULITY – have a life people why you want to shower your utter nonsense cruitly on poor animals who cant even speak. Stop it. Thats enough now.
Top 5 bolloywood disasters of 2009
1. Blue A disaster for a viewers and even a bigger disaster for a Director/producer Even a bigger disaster when its sequel qas announced
2. Whats your Rashee Dont say a word about this movie i saw it thrice where everyone else quitted before interval only BTW do you know this movie had three intervals
3. 8 X 10 Tasweer The best thing about the movie was Akki and the worst thing was that he had double role
4. Kambhkat ishq : Actualy the movie would be a superhit if they would have sold disprine with tickets
5. Love aaj kal parso wtc etc . The most amazing movie one can see after the movie is over you will be free to imagine your wife romancing with your padosi 20 years back
Things to do when you are stuck in Traffic
1)Take a Nap
2)Time to complete the assignment..
3)Tweet
4)Click pictures to put them up on facebook
5)Honk! If somebody glares at you, Look as irritated as him/her and act like u'r looking for the person who is honking
Top 5 richest people in the world...
1. Warren Edward Buffett is now officially the most richest person in the world. Most people wouldn’t have guessed he would be the most richest person – because he have donated billions of money to charities. But seems like the old cliche says – you do good, good things happen to you. His net worth is $62 billion. And he is the America’s most beloved investor. His father was a Nebraska politician. As a young boy, he delivered newspapers and filed his first tax return at age 13 – and he claimed $35 deduction for the bicycle he bought. His company Berkshire Hathaway’s shares has increased 25% since the middle of last July.
2. So you think Mexican’s are poor eh? Think again. Carlos Slim Helú from Mexico is the second richest person. His net worth is $60 billion. He is a son of Lebanese immigrant. He started to make money when in 1990 he bought the fixed-line operator Telefonos de Mexico (Telmex) in a privatization.
3. William H. Gates III: Now here is your favorite. Bill Gates net worth hasn’t really increased much and doesn’t seem like it would – it is still $58 billion. He dropped out of Harvard university 13 years ago to start the Microsoft company that creates software and applications for computers.
4. Lakshmi Mittal is Indian, but lives in UK. He has $45 billion. He is the head of world’s largest steelmaker, ArcelorMittal, which accounts for 10% of all crude steel production. It just delivered 580 tons to be used in construction of the World Trade Center memorial in New York. With a 44% stake, he is the company’s largest shareholder.
5. Mukesh Ambani is the Asia’s richest person. He is Indian and the head of petrochemicals giant Reliance Industries, India’s most valuable company by market cap. His fortune is up $22.9 billion since last year, making him the world’s second-biggest gainer in terms of dollars. His current net worth is $43 billion. Mukesh is using some of his money to build a 27-story hom
2. So you think Mexican’s are poor eh? Think again. Carlos Slim Helú from Mexico is the second richest person. His net worth is $60 billion. He is a son of Lebanese immigrant. He started to make money when in 1990 he bought the fixed-line operator Telefonos de Mexico (Telmex) in a privatization.
3. William H. Gates III: Now here is your favorite. Bill Gates net worth hasn’t really increased much and doesn’t seem like it would – it is still $58 billion. He dropped out of Harvard university 13 years ago to start the Microsoft company that creates software and applications for computers.
4. Lakshmi Mittal is Indian, but lives in UK. He has $45 billion. He is the head of world’s largest steelmaker, ArcelorMittal, which accounts for 10% of all crude steel production. It just delivered 580 tons to be used in construction of the World Trade Center memorial in New York. With a 44% stake, he is the company’s largest shareholder.
5. Mukesh Ambani is the Asia’s richest person. He is Indian and the head of petrochemicals giant Reliance Industries, India’s most valuable company by market cap. His fortune is up $22.9 billion since last year, making him the world’s second-biggest gainer in terms of dollars. His current net worth is $43 billion. Mukesh is using some of his money to build a 27-story hom
5 ways to prevent earth from global warming ...
1.Reduce pollution.
2.Plant a tree.
3.Do not leave appliances on standby.
4.Learn more about the environment.
5.Drive your car less.
5 things webbie should do when someone finds out who is he
Offer him MTV goodies IF he is Ragha or Chintu things may get in control
Ask him if Vibha Sent him
Ask his orkut profile link and ban him from the community
Promise him to be featured on wassup
Convince him that its Raghuram
5 things which should be invented/discovered
->time machine
->machine to make human being invisible
->life outside earth
->water 2 petrol convertor
->humans reachin speed of light
5 things why you are the new MTV
1) You carry the face of youngistan. MTV carries the face of you! that is the youth
2) You always wants something innovative and creative , The new MTV also looks for innovative and creative ideas
3) You always looks for making new friends around you. The new MTV always makes sure they are surrounded by People.
4) You bring the youth energy with reality. They bring in the reality shows which shows the energy of youth.
5) You see MTV for entertainment and new MTV sees u for entertaining you the right way!
P.S : Don't jump over me !for any contradicting statement Peace!
5 huge assumptions...
1) When u are having a extra martial affair.
Don't forgot to wear a condom
Assumption : Not sure whom the lady is married to!
2) When u are trying to catch hold of a busy running bus.
Don't forgot to wear an underwear
Assumption : Whatif u are not the only person running to catch it. (We Indians to catch bus will do anything. We may get hold of another person pants to hang over to the bus)
3) When u are invited to a friends house for dinner
Don't forgot to carry some chocs or sweets
Assumption : We are nice and sweet. We hate people coming with empty hands. So to be nicer we may spit on the food that we serve. Our way of loving our guests
4) When u are asked to become a the Prime Minister of India
Learn how to act deaf
Assumtion : India is a democratic country. So my ear is mine. I can decide what to hear and what not to hear. I prefer to be deaf 99% of the time.
5) When u see a "Do not Enter" or "Not allowed except for Staffs" sign in any door or walkway
Rub of Not from all this signs and do what ur mind says
Assumption : Its allergy for us! Words like Not, No etc. Please convert all this words to Yes!.Then we do the opposite.
5 Kichidi's in bollywood style..
1) When Aishwarya Married Abhishek
Amitabh smiled : "Ha! Mera pocket aur bada huva..Worth of 700 crores..coolie,lawaris sa abhi aladin bangayaa.."
Poor thing ... Salaman! Bechara budda!Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya ...and with a small smile abhi abhishek bolega.."Shaadi Kar Ke Phas Gaya Yaar"
2) When Kajol Married Ajay Devagan
SRK cried : "Yashji, Mai kya karu abhi...dilwale dulhania le gayaa..abhi ...kuch kuch nahi hota hai.."
Yashji told : "Shahrukh, bachu ..don't worry! kabhi alvida na kehna"
Celebrations...Ajay Devagan .."Abhi mai superstar banugaa..:P"
3) When Bipasha Dated John Abraham
John : " Bips ! tera waist size abhi bhi perfect nahi hai..thoda aur gym karo..."
Bips : "Terakoo kya farak pyanthaa..balance sab kuch perfect hai na..."
John : "Ha ! But u know tera waist size merako bahut tension detha hai..."
Bips : "Ek kaam kar! tera dostana ka saaat dhoom machaloo....mera jism, mera raaz ..tera liya NO ENTRY!!!"
4) When Shahid broke up with Kareena
Shahid : "When u were with me..Tumhara size zero mujha Actor Zero banayaa!..Abhi dekho.."
Kareena : "ha! koi baat nahi..abhi Saif loves it. Mera size zero is like thoda pyaar thoda magic for him.."
Shahid : " Vaah Life Ho Toh Aisi ! ChupChup Ke -You Unfaithful auraat.."
Kareena : "Mujhe Kucch Kehna Hai! Saif Kal ho na hoo..."
5) When Deepika tried to ring up Ranbhir
Deepika : "WakeUp Ranbhir ,shoot pe jaana hai na.."
Ranbhir : "Deepika dont you know..Love aaj kal bed pe hota hai ..shoot pe nahi..Come here! "
Deepika : "pehla wake up from the bed. Then close ur eyes fold ur both hands in namaste style..and say 10 times "Om Shanti Om"...peace"
things not to say when u are having a fight with ur gf
1 Will u cry now
2 Sorry I was just picturing you naked
3 No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time
4 Whoa.... time out honey cricket is on
5 Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
5 things not to do in an interview!
1. scratching your balls before you shake hands with the interviewer
2. asking the interviewer if you could have coffee or something to make you feel at home
3. giving random glances to the hot chicks passing by
4. asking if you could get the job in the same department as she does
5. giving the interviewer flying kisses at the end of the interview
2. asking the interviewer if you could have coffee or something to make you feel at home
3. giving random glances to the hot chicks passing by
4. asking if you could get the job in the same department as she does
5. giving the interviewer flying kisses at the end of the interview
things not to say on ur anniversary
1 I still wonder how I managed this time with you
2 Today is our what?
3 Okay lets celebrate but do we have to celebrate together?
4 I thought we only celebrated important events?
5 You want to go to restaurant ok i will drop u by...
5 things not to say on ur interview
1 Can I have a fridge at my desk to keep the beer in?
2 Do the Health Benefits cover imaginary car crashes ?
3 Sir is your daughter hot and single?
4 I m fascinated by word fire..........
5 I am soo ready to test those drugs that I have to in order to get this job........ x x x
5 famous villains audition for bed scene with Mallika Sherawat, but they gotta say 1 dialogue in bed :
1] Rape specialist Ranjith : Aaaa Babbbeee!!! Mujhe Dharmendra ne 4571 baar "Kuttey!!!!" kaha hai. Isliye i am Gonnnnaa do "doggy"-style.
2] Late Amrish Puri [sooo sorry Sir] : "Mogambo ........ khush hua!!!!"
3] Shakti Kapoor : Aaaaooooooo .......... main hoon Ballllllllllllllllllllllma. The bed is toooo uncomfortable ........... lets shift to the couch.
4] Gulshan Grover : I am changed now. Main negative roles nahi karta............. *Mallika winks* .............. "DIRTY MIND."
5] Amjad Khan : "Kitne Aadmi the???" TUm kya samajhti thi??? Sardar khush hoga??? Shabaashi dega??? Tu ne namak khaaya hai!!! Ab "goli" kha???
5 things you should not say to a girl while making ur first impression
its kind of an experience
1 I am new in town, could I have directions to your house
2 You might not be the best looking girl here but then again all are committed
3 I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you
4 Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk in the door again
5 If you really like the girl don't say this on first time talk
5 BEST WAY TO ANNOY UR TEACHER AND GET OUT OF CLASS EARLY
1 Sing the Batman theme incessantly
2 Set alarms for random times
3 Wear your pants backwards
4 Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of
"Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5 Shout eureka eureka and raise your both hands and run out of class as a freak
5 things u should do to become DJ ROCKY
1 say i wont take part in this contest this is so lame and then take part in every contest
2 before result say i love this community and mods and what so ever will be result i am happy
3 after result make a thread complaining about result and abusing every one in community
4 say good bye and i am leaving this community i m done with it and join back again later
5 keep saying "I LEFT MY JOB FOR THIS I REALLY DID"
5 things one should not say to jose
1 tu vj kaise bana sale
2 do u have bear from child hood
3 hey jose can u pass my message to rhea please
4 hey did the doctor dropped u by face when u were born
5 why u pronounce ur name with j and write it with h
5 things i liked about roadies hdu
1 bull on a bull :palak
2 no man to now man : nauman
3 makeup during task : poloumi
4 pop star debut after vote out :samtat
5 jan laga dnuga dilaouge before every task : sufi
5 stupid things we ALL do.
1. travelling by railway, the train next to us start moving & we think it's our's.
2. trying to pickup an empty suitcase, thinking it's heavy & later feeling STRONG.
3. can't spot the filth on the face in 1st attempt when somebody points it.
4. while walking hand-in-hand with our date, we unconsciously change our natural walking style.
5. After sleeping in the afternoon, when we got up and see dark surrounding, we don't know what day it is!
2. trying to pickup an empty suitcase, thinking it's heavy & later feeling STRONG.
3. can't spot the filth on the face in 1st attempt when somebody points it.
4. while walking hand-in-hand with our date, we unconsciously change our natural walking style.
5. After sleeping in the afternoon, when we got up and see dark surrounding, we don't know what day it is!
things not to say ur gf while kissing
1 can u shut the light off its good when i don't see ur face
2 wow it reminds me of the time when i kissed ur sis
3 is that smell coming from u ?
4 u need to get training in this field
5 i have kissed 10 girls before this how many boys have u kissed ?
5 ADVANTAGES of WAR:
1. Soldiers will have some bravery stories to be told to their grandchildren.
2. countries come TOGETHER.
3. uncivilized areas in border area get explored.
4. world-population comes under control.
5. more employment in military and media. ;)
2. countries come TOGETHER.
3. uncivilized areas in border area get explored.
4. world-population comes under control.
5. more employment in military and media. ;)
what a jack sparrow fan does ?
1 when ur tacher say u r terrebely the worst student i have ever seen
u say "but u have seen me"
2 when u go to a party u say
"Ooooh weddings! i LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!"
3 when u get caught at ur gf's house u go to balcony smile t her dad and jump wishing ur ship will come for ur aid
4 when some one asks u for a fault u did
"I m terribly sorry i didn't know. if i see one i shall inform you immediately" and try to sneak out
5 you wake up at night saying
"why rum" "where is rum"
5 latest slangs tat can b given to ny1
* i saw u in Big Boss
* r u the co-actor in a KRK film
* wow...u just dance like sunny deol
* u told u r a roadie...but why didnt they show u in the show
* beep beep beep beep...( this one goes silent )
things to Do jabh tumhari pant fati ho from baq
* stand like yu giving respect to everyone(satnatez position)
* sit sumwhea till you dun get any colth to hide it
*wryt on your tee dat "don't look at my back"
*Pant Ko ulti kakrke phen lo Sabhko bolo this my Style .
*Pant ko ekdum upper phenoo hide it from your tee.
5n Thing Not to Ask to Jose and ayushmaan in MTV office.
*aBey!Yeh Driver aur Watchman yaha kya kar rahe hain.?
*Terko Ander entry kisne kerne ko diya.?
*Yaha koi langaar nahi baat raha samne gururdware min free khana milega.
*Tum Donno k beech main Kuch chal raha Hain kya.?
*Tum Kise Band main The.? Not Rock band Kisi shaadi main Dhekha tha :|
Five things to do when there is blackout !!
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1) Nice time for a candle light dinner. Ghar waale bhi khush .
2) Try roaming in your entire house in dark. It will give you an idea about your complete house without seeing, who knows might come handy in BLIND situations
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3)If you are scared of darkness, then go sleep in yiur garden and keep on KILLING the mosquitoes.
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4) Nice time to watch BLACK movie. So better upload it in your Laptop or mobile phones right now
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5) Last but not least, go for chiggy wiggy ( the ultimate pleasure ). Samjhdaar ko ishaara hi kaafi hai
1) Nice time for a candle light dinner. Ghar waale bhi khush .
2) Try roaming in your entire house in dark. It will give you an idea about your complete house without seeing, who knows might come handy in BLIND situations
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3)If you are scared of darkness, then go sleep in yiur garden and keep on KILLING the mosquitoes.
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4) Nice time to watch BLACK movie. So better upload it in your Laptop or mobile phones right now
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5) Last but not least, go for chiggy wiggy ( the ultimate pleasure ). Samjhdaar ko ishaara hi kaafi hai
Five things you should never ever say in public !!
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1) No he doesn't looks like a child molester.
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2) Are those real?
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3) Hey you got cool mustache. ( This one to girls )
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4) Hey he/she just looks like a porn star
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5) Mumma told me, don't you talk to the strangers
1) No he doesn't looks like a child molester.
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2) Are those real?
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3) Hey you got cool mustache. ( This one to girls )
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4) Hey he/she just looks like a porn star
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5) Mumma told me, don't you talk to the strangers
Five weird way to start a convo with a girl !!
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1) Hey nice legs. I wonder how they look when opened :|
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2) I lost my puppy, can you help me finding him. He is as much cute as you are
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3) Hey its a bet and my friends want to know if you think I am Virgin or not?
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4) You know, if I were you I would have been seating in front seat of my car ready to go for a long drive .
5) I know I know, I am not the best looking guy out here, but guess what? I am the only one talking to you right now
1) Hey nice legs. I wonder how they look when opened :|
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2) I lost my puppy, can you help me finding him. He is as much cute as you are
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3) Hey its a bet and my friends want to know if you think I am Virgin or not?
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4) You know, if I were you I would have been seating in front seat of my car ready to go for a long drive .
5) I know I know, I am not the best looking guy out here, but guess what? I am the only one talking to you right now
5 most idiotic but hit bollywood songs
->Assi chutki nabbe taal ragad ke khaini muh mein daal
->achha sila diya tune mere pyar kaaa
->sarkai lio khatia zada lage
->mein to raste se ja raha tha
->ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dai de aur badle mein up bihar le le
Five weird places to pick a phone call !!
1) While doing important work in a loo
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2) While attending a funeral :|
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3) While Operating someone in operation theater
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4) Where there is need of complete silence, like in Library
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5) Last but not least, while having sex.
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2) While attending a funeral :|
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3) While Operating someone in operation theater
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4) Where there is need of complete silence, like in Library
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5) Last but not least, while having sex.
5 of the best rbg warrior who kept their promises
1 suchi she said she will be outrageous and believe me her stomach use to be out of screen every time
2 vebz he said he will sweep girls off their feet and he did that girls use to me unconscious and thats y he got less votes
3 shikha she said she will be dark horse in rbg2 i don't know about horse but she was dark and i m not racist
4 yashita she said her performance will be short and memorable .....all of her task had her task she had short cloths will all guys remember
5 nidhi bisht she said she will beat all the because shes no less then a guy and thats we people always miss judged as a boy seeing her video
Five things NOT to be done on honeymoon night !!
1) Start crying.
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2) Fart :|
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3) Vomiting during chiggy wiggy
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4) Slapping your partner just because he/she is slow.
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5) Calling your parents/friends saying, pehle waala/waali acha/achi tha/thi
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2) Fart :|
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3) Vomiting during chiggy wiggy
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4) Slapping your partner just because he/she is slow.
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5) Calling your parents/friends saying, pehle waala/waali acha/achi tha/thi
Five things you should not say to your Parents
I wanna Chiggy wiggy with my girlfriend.
Rakhi Sawant is getting divorced!Should I try my luck?
I'll be the next winner of Splitsvilla.
I'm in love with Rohit Verma.:x
KRK is just a kid.I know better abuses.
Rakhi Sawant is getting divorced!Should I try my luck?
I'll be the next winner of Splitsvilla.
I'm in love with Rohit Verma.:x
KRK is just a kid.I know better abuses.
5 irritating thing on facebook
1 when u tag a photo and u keep getting notified about that photo no matter whoever tags it for years
2 when ur relatives add u on face book and u don't know u have to add or reject
3 when some one puts top follower list and u r worried are u there or not
4 when some one pokes u just because he or she is new and she loves poking
5 when some one keeps her status message like "i m feeling to rub my ear" ..who cares in real life to know that u want or not but on fb they tell everyone
5 things each kamaal khan fans should have..
1. Bell bottom jeans with chain at the bottom and do not forget ot open them....hwaa aati rhegi..
2) Always wear jacket chahe kitni garmi kyu na ho..
3) cool hair style with moochha ho to nathulal jaisi..
4) bolna aana chahiye ki mere pass bahut paisa hai
5) Englissss bhi aani chahiye..
2) Always wear jacket chahe kitni garmi kyu na ho..
3) cool hair style with moochha ho to nathulal jaisi..
4) bolna aana chahiye ki mere pass bahut paisa hai
5) Englissss bhi aani chahiye..
5 things u should not say a girl while flirting
1 I lost my number can i have urs
2 Do u believe in love at first site or should i walk in room again ?
3 hey u look like my would be gf
4 hey u know wat i think we have met as ur mom is my moms frnd
5 u look like my sister
Five reasons to live !!
Serious and True ones
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1) To love someone.
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2) To enjoy the short life.
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3) To make others happy and smile
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4) To earn a place in heaven
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5) To do your deeds and responsibilities.
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Funny ones
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1) To take a revenge out of someone
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2) To say that I lived more than you
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3) To become a rich guy who is a celebrity
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4) Just out of curiosity of knowing what is next in stores for us
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5) Last but not least, to remove the Virgin tag
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PS:- That's it for today. Asta-La-Vista baby
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1) To love someone.
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2) To enjoy the short life.
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3) To make others happy and smile
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4) To earn a place in heaven
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5) To do your deeds and responsibilities.
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Funny ones
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1) To take a revenge out of someone
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2) To say that I lived more than you
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3) To become a rich guy who is a celebrity
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4) Just out of curiosity of knowing what is next in stores for us
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5) Last but not least, to remove the Virgin tag
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PS:- That's it for today. Asta-La-Vista baby
5 things that you can expect in Roa7ies
->Another predict and win contest jisme aap ane saare paise barabaaad kar sakte ho. Toh kaaro na.. Simple hai, sms SPAM to 56882.
Yeh episode mein reh gaya karna? DO NOT WORRY..yeh contest repeated telecasts ke liye bhi laagu hai.
->Looking at the last season's task, the male participants are advised to wear a guard!
->Roa7ies is a PALAK-KA-SWAYMVAR .. Haan haan yeh sach hai! Arey internet pe aah gaya hai yaar.
->Rannvijay,Raw-tasks,double-cRossing,regRet,no Relâche till the crowning.Yeh Roadies hai,bhailog!
-> Expect? pehli baar dekh rahe ho Roadies kya? Abhi tak gayi nahi aadat kya? BANDH KARO EXPECT KARNA!
Yeh episode mein reh gaya karna? DO NOT WORRY..yeh contest repeated telecasts ke liye bhi laagu hai.
->Looking at the last season's task, the male participants are advised to wear a guard!
->Roa7ies is a PALAK-KA-SWAYMVAR .. Haan haan yeh sach hai! Arey internet pe aah gaya hai yaar.
->Rannvijay,Raw-tasks,double-cRossing,regRet,no Relâche till the crowning.Yeh Roadies hai,bhailog!
-> Expect? pehli baar dekh rahe ho Roadies kya? Abhi tak gayi nahi aadat kya? BANDH KARO EXPECT KARNA!
5 Bollywood Women who recently shocked us with what they wore in their movies :
1] Rani Mukherjee : Ta Ra Rum Pum; Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic; Laga Chunari Mein Daag.
2] Vidya Balan : Mwahahahaha Should I even write a word more!?!?!
3] Minissha Lamba : Well! If you've seen Kidnap, then you'll understand.
4] Rakhi Sawant : My apologies for including her as a celeb but GOD she's outrageous + I hafta make the list quicker
5] Amrita Rao : Why go de-glam and be single in movies when you can wear sarees and be a wife???
5 thing which one should do when hes going to fail in exam i do these
1 On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.
2 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min
3 Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
4 Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
5 Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
Five things you should not say to Rakhi Sawant
Have you ever had a plastic surgery?
Did you play the role of that doll in Child's play?
How much do you spend on make-up kits?
Do they REALLY pay you for those item numbers!?
Are you going around with Mika?
Did you play the role of that doll in Child's play?
How much do you spend on make-up kits?
Do they REALLY pay you for those item numbers!?
Are you going around with Mika?
5 metalrtists the World still miss [I know I can't get all] a
1] Cliff Burton : Metallica's second bass player. Till album Master Of Puppets.
2] Dimebag Darrel Abbott : Pantera's lead gutarist. Shot on stage.
3] Jimi Hendrix : Needs no description.
4] John Bonham : Drummer of Led Zeppelin. Died by chocking on his vomit when unconscious a.k.a Pulmonary Edema
5] Bon Scott : Vocalist of Ac/Dc. Reason of death : Pulmonary Edema.
Help taken from Wikipedia
5 question that ur gf ask u and u should reply spontaneously no
1 Do i look fat? now don't look at her just say no
2 Is that girl hot? don't look at that girl
3 Will u do break up with me? don't think here
4 Do u want to meet my parents......
5 Do you want to take me shopping ?? for ur betterment say no or else pay the big prize
5 things Blue could've done without :
1] Dialogues such as : Koi bhi jagah maarna bas gehnen [ornaments, jewels, etc.] bachake; Sab cheez double rehti hai; Sethji - Sarkaar, etc.
2] Such a cast : Cast could've done without Sanjay Dutt [cos of his paunch], Zaayed Khan [Lack of acting skill or expression], Kylie Minogue [Caused 5 minutes of screen space]; Rahul Dev [Enough of the straight faced villain - Had ther exact same role in Awaara Paagal Deewana]
3] Make-up : "Sporty" Katrina looked like Bob Marley [only whiter and shaved]
4] Lack Of Sense : A bike jumping over trains having ramps on each compartments, A cigarette burning a boat in minutes; People being able to punch freely in the pressures of deep water.
5] No Story : Atleast people wouldn't have come out of the screens saying, "What the F**k!?!?!"
5 things a girl should do for his bf i feel this but never happens
1. If he wants to buy you something say “Are you sure we can afford it?”
2. When he gives you a compliment say don't ask , “What do you want?”
3. When you go shopping for yourself only buy the cheapest items and then let him know so he can appreciate what a thrifty shopper you are.
4.After he’s made elaborate plans to take you to the 5 STAR HOTEL for dinner you say “Why don’t we go to the MacDonald down the road my best fiend lives there.”
5.When he takes you to a movie, complain that they keep the theater too cold and that the popcorn is too salty ,movie is bakwas , why we sittitng in this row, y u wearing black
There are quite a few words in the English language which create confusion and can be used to create jokes and also serve as an effective literary tool: pun. Below are a few jokes belonging to this category.
Hari: As you have normal sight, I guess you could see everything on my site.
Jack: Yes, But I do not have any site, leave alone normal or abnormal.
Tom: Hey Mohan, please stop by the market, I will buy a card. Mohan: Ok sure I can stop and you buy the card, but how can I buy the market? Tina: Sita, didn’t you teach English yesterday? I thought that you taught English yesterday. Sita: Yes, I always think in English as it is a good way to improve our English skills.. Lata: Be stationary Shyam, I will go and buy you something from the stationery shop. Shyam: Sure, but How do I convert myself into stationery?? Prasad: Hey, My wife is asking me to alter the position of the altar. Should I proceed? John: Why? It will be difficult to find the word in the dictionary next time.. X: The sea is before my home. You can easily see it. Y: But, how is it possible, the C comes before A and B. Z: Yes, and we cannot see letters, can we? Tina: Would you like to be a bee in your next birth? Nita: No, it would be better to be a living being than just an alphabet “B”. Teacher: Students, please take a peek at the peak of the Mountain. Ramu: Madam, I will not be able to climb a mountain to take it. Can that be found elsewhere? Instructor: Please give your weight and wait here. Student: But, I am not a shopkeeper to have 2 weights.
Husband: Please put on the light. I willl have some light breakfast. Wife: Yes, I will put on the light but, I am sorry, there is no light or dark breakfast; only one type of breakfast and that is idli.
Five things you should not say in Chatrooms
ASL please?
Cam to cam?
You are so 'kewl'!Frandship?
Any hot girl for a cool dude here?
Any beautiful girl for a private chat?
Cam to cam?
You are so 'kewl'!Frandship?
Any hot girl for a cool dude here?
Any beautiful girl for a private chat?
Last 5 Things to do on a Weekend.
1) Yeh hai Jung Little Champs, Yeh hai Jung Little Champs, Enough of the singing talent hunts. Nowadays, every channel must to have a singing talent and hunt show for + and - 18. Totally, not cool.
2) Watch Blue. Surely will give you the blues, if in case you didn't experience any.
3) Get a DVD of Deshdrohi. If u think you didn't get enough f KRK " The Mega Superstar ".
4) Looking at a girl's Album pics whom u've added randomly on FB or by mistake ends up being tagged with your friend.
5) Last but not the least MTV Chat room. Who doesn't like some fraanshippin? Seriously people. Get a life. :|
2) Watch Blue. Surely will give you the blues, if in case you didn't experience any.
3) Get a DVD of Deshdrohi. If u think you didn't get enough f KRK " The Mega Superstar ".
4) Looking at a girl's Album pics whom u've added randomly on FB or by mistake ends up being tagged with your friend.
5) Last but not the least MTV Chat room. Who doesn't like some fraanshippin? Seriously people. Get a life. :|
5 things not do do in a funeral
5 don't shout "I can see dead people around". it will freak everyone out and scare them
4 Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tattooing on.
3 When no one is looking, slip plastic vampire teeth it the mouth of dead body and shout april fooooooooooool
2 walking around saying everyone "the one who died didn't like u" .
1 if widow is hot don't go and say her" ur dead husband wanted me to marry u after his death"
5 ways to be a loser of the community :
1] Brag about winning in Lets play Roadies & Lets play Splitsvilla threads.
2] Make 3 fake profiles that act as your back-up once you get banned from either one.
3] Starting an anti-Mod thread and mis-spelling the mod's name.
4] TyPinG lYk tHIs, or in any other way which might seem retarded.
5] Trying to pwn the mods.
5 things NOT to say in a funeral :
1] "What are you gonna do with the stereo???"
2] "When do you think Jane'll be ready to date again???"
3] "I am Death. ...... Just kidding."
4] "Is this a bad time to ask for the 3.50 $ you owed me???"
5] "Gina was a lovely woman; an all-rounder; a workaholic in her profession, a caring mother for her kids, strong in her mind and a prostitute in bed."
5 things you won't find correct on Google/ 5 things you won't find by Googling.
-> MTV VJ's salary.Sab bakwaas likha hua hai waha! Kuch nahi milta inko. Yeh Diwali mein chanda diya tha 2rs. ka.
-> What is the exact time right now? Google takes atleast 0.20-0.30 secs to search ..so you can never see the exact time,you searched.
-> Who is Rohit Verma dating?
Um...par yeh jaanna kisko hai? :|
-> What is the formula to become a MTV Hero Honda Roadie?
-> What do you mean by Webbism?
things not to joke out with a policeman
1 I dare u to arrest me
2 Can u hold this fine receipt i need to finish my bear before i drive
3 Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at railway station staff?
4 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer
5 Its not my fault i was on high speed because my gun got stuck between brakes
5 things not to say to abhinav
1 how do u manage so much lame time
2 punterbaaz sucks
3 u suck
4 abhi 9 baje hnai kya
5 jelo said u r her best brother ever
Five things you should not say to your girlfriend
Moti ho gayi ho!
You talk too much.
I miss my Ex
You are so slow!
Your sister is so pretty.
You talk too much.
I miss my Ex
You are so slow!
Your sister is so pretty.
5 ways you can get more acquainted with a mod :
1] Stay 3 levels ahead of him/her in Farmville. And advice him/her what keeps you ahead.
2] Keep reporting lame threads and abusive spamming members to them.
3] Keep appreciating mods and saying I Miss You in their scrapbooks. [Ahem Darwin might remember a certain someone]
4] Try writing silly gay poems in attempts to flirt with them. [CoughabhinavCough]
5] Guiding other member's to the community path of righteousness [Can get you a post as a mod too ]
5 things i ask u not to ask ur pregnant wife
1 After done with child don't say
your stomach still looks like there's another one in there
2 Do you think baby will come before monday night t20 match
3 This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from ekta kapoors show
4 When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a bog goat
5 I am so nervous
five usual answer after proposong girl
1. i always see u as a very good FRIENd [its al crap...NATAK]
2.i dnt believe in dis talks..concentrate ni ur studies..[though she is getting pass by chitting nly]
3.Really still idnt kne ur nature....[need a differnt posed photos kya??]
4.hu..u took dis time to tell dis even....[oMG]
5. laughing widout talking..[like one resembles like joker]
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