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5 things ppl say to Rakhi Sawant

* oyeee tujhe pappi kaun diya

* tumhara age kitna hai.... 45 kya...????

* tumhaare swayamvar tumne kya ladko ko paise diye the aane ke liye

* tum itna bakbak kyun karti ho..??????

* Zuban Pe Lagam Do

What you should do to PATAO your sexy Chemistry Sir.

1)Tell him that he acts as a base for your acidic solution and he neutralises you completely.

2)Ask him how chemistry,physics,thermodynamics and human beings are connected?

3)Tell him that Gold's atomic number should be 143 ?!?!

4)Tell him that every time you see him you have an exothermic reaction

5)Ask him "what concentration of alcohol would you like to have"?

5 things not to ask in internet cafe

1 aa virus file download nahi ho rai!

2 woh wale sites ke naam bola na pls!

3 bhaiya aapka internet username aur password bolna!

4 (switch off the monitor) shout very loudly aa on nahi ho rai!

5 ask how to get the address of your gf.

5 Things not to do in internet cafe

1.speak out the password of your internet banking very loud!

2.Open tutorials how to make a bomb and start making it

3.go to other cabin and ask them can we chat?

4.Ask the person to connect web cam and then start taking pics of your body..

5.Get the feel of playing games in PSP and start shouting..

Five reasons to become a bald headed person !!

1) You want more wind on your heads' skin

2) To unburden yourself from shampooing hair, even if its once in a year

3) Wanna compete with Paresh rawal or Stone cold steve austin

4) Just because girls are more attracted towards bald guys

5) Last but not least, to donate your hair. After-all you believes in charity

5 things u have to follow when u give a gal lift on your bike

* alwayzz wear a helmet ( safety frm both police nd jaan pehchan waale )

* alwayzz drive the bike at 30-40 speed ( b steady nd slow...take ur time )

* drive karte waqt idhar udhar mat dekhna ( adjust ur mirrors so tat u can only see

her face )

* bike ka petrol ka tank full rakhna ( nahi toh bike leke paidal jaana padega )

* break kam marna bike ka ( dont follow this rule...disc break marna kabhi kabhi )

5 ways to spot difference between a DOG and a MAN

1) Dog pees with one leg up and is proud of his family jewel while man faces the wall to hide it

2) Dogs dont fight for the Remote.....

3)Dogs are more loyal than a Man and doesn't look at other bitches as long as the scooby snack is in your hand...

4)Dogs are not pushed outta room while Girls are changing clothes.....

5)Dogs like their ball and they grab it and hold onto it...

5 things girls should not do in public

1.Applying Make up.

2.Wear a mini skirt and tell your frnds very loud this dress is too big for me.

3.Discussing about the Balika Vadhu in public on your phone.

4.Fighting with your bf/husband.

5.Audible burps or farts

Five ways to get rid of heat !!

1) Go for a trip/holiday to a hill station. Prefer NORTH POLE

2) Kill someone and keep on denying that you the charges. Police will certainly provide you third degree torture which includes ICE treatment

3) Desi style apnao. Gille ( wet ) towel ko Standing fan ke aage latkaao

4) Bahut badboo maar rahe ho, naha ke aao, aur garmi bhagaoo

5) Idea stolen from prehistoric cavemen. Nange ( naked ) ho jaao

PS:- Take it seriously

5 steps to kill a mosquito...

* ek macchar ko pakdo

* usko kuch khilao pilao

* then usko gudgudi do...

* jab woh apna muh khole hasne ke liye...uske muh pe allout dal do

* then muh pe cellotape mar do...

five easy steps to become an emo wannabe

- Use all the kohl available in your house. Borrow some from your neighbor too. And then apply it to whatever you call as ‘eyes’

- Get a haircut that will hide your eyes,ears and nose completely.

- Write quotes,poems related to death, blood, darkness, sadness and post them everywhere. Orkut, facebook, twitter just everywhere!

- Your favourite hobby should be cutting wrists and talking about kiki

- Write things like rad, rawr,

Five Things Girls Cant Stand ...

1. Guys who runs miles away wen raise the topic of commitment.
2. Guys who use after-shave like bath water..whc is worse dan body odour
3. Guys, who keeps us waitin...isnt that our side of the deal ?
4. Guys, who pretend that they cant stand it when we gossip, but end up doing themselves.
5. Guys, who flirt with other girls in our presence ..err..ntn is more flatering than undivided attention.

Five Things Guys Hate .....

1. Girls who fish for compliments.
2 Girls who cry for every lil thing possible and expect them to guess why thy're feeling low..
3. The way girls yawn when talk abt cricket or heavy metal and scream when guys yawn during their girlish talk.
4 Girls when they think Hirtik making faces cute and guys doing same is embarssing
5.Girls who giggle at everything guys say..especialy when its not meant to be a Joke...

5 things not to tell in a bar

1. ek glass pani dena!

2. aa Vodka kya hotha hain?

3. Veg noodles la na pls!

4. Bar Girls Kidhar hain?

5. (after drinking too much) mere paas paise nahi hain!

5 Things Proff usually say Durin lectures..

1)Cut the apple in2 2 halves..Take the bigger half..

2)Sssshh,Quiet Guyz...The Princi jus passed away...

3)Both of yew three,Meet me after the lec..

4)Take 5 cm wire of any length...

5)Why r yew late...??Say Yes or No..

Five things not to do in SCHOOL !!!

1. Ask your teacher -- Don't you get ill or what ?
2. Break the window glass of your principal's office while playing in break...
3. Ask your patner during maths period -- Kuch samjh raha hai kya .. kya chalu hai?
4. Sit on last bench and draw some obscene things on table
5. Ask your games sir to help you write in sports thread of community

5 successful ways to irritate wrestlers!

1. Haha i know you have taken steroids.

2. Was it bear that made you this.

3. Your left breast is a little smaller than your right one....uhh...ya!

4. Hey wassup with your undies....look at your crack!

5. I have heard the bigger the wrestler, the smaller his that....ahem ahem!

5 thingz Engg Students usually say durin Lecture::

1)Sanjana ka Assignmnt 2 nd 3 tere paas hai kya...??

2)Attendance sheet kiss k paas hai...??

3)Mam ko kuch nahi aata...

4)Headz v go home..Tails we go home now...

5)Chapter kab khatam hua re...??

Five things to do before you DIE

1) Go for a diving experience in a ocean filled with sharks. Marte marte, sharks ke hi kaam aajaa
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2) Take a big loan and credit card and buy anything you always wanted to buy or you can buy. Marne ke baad paise chukaane nahi hote
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3) Go for Scuba or Sky diving. Marna to hai hi, to aish karte hue mar
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4) Walk nakedly on the road. Marte hue aadmi ko sharam kaisi? Upar se kissi ko pasand aa gaya to teri chaandi
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5) Last but not least, Read my above four points and do accordingly. Iske baad tumhara marna pakka.

Five thing Backbenchers do

1. Sleep in the class
2. Watch couples in front of them making out and saying "Yaar in logo ko kaise ye sab karne ko mil jata hai "
3. Couple sitting at the last bench - Hands exploring everywhere.
4. Playing ringtones as if to disturb the class
5. Then saying yes mam /sir when teacher says "Samajh aaya ???"

5 things you should not tell your girlfriend on turning up late on the date..!

1.hey i was with your best friend only she told you were coming late.

2.Hey i am sorry , i was busy searching for a gift for you but could not decide so i came late and got nothing.

3.I didnt want to look as bad as you, so it took me time getting ready.

4.I was just trying to wipe of the lipstick marks your best friend gave me.

5.What we were supposed to meet at 4.30??? i thought 5.30!! pehle bolne ka na

5 Thingz nuh to say wen u r in2 Defaulter::

1)I was late,So watchman din let me in..

2)I fuhgot the Icard..So went back home...

3)Utsav{Fests} k marketing nd Publicity mein bizi tha...

4)Uss Mam ko sikhaane ko hi nahi aata..toh baith k no use....

5)Kitna bharna padega..Seedha Seedha Bolo...

5 things not to say to superman

1. Don't you have a spider web ?
2. My girlfriend name starts from 'S' remove that S from your shirt
3. Why do you always save pretty girls ? what about the ugly ones?
4. Batman has his own PHANTOM car .. what do you have (Tere paas kya hai )
5. Why so you were your underwear outside your pants ?

5 things you can say while being caught pee-ing (toilet ) on a public place

1.) " Deeware bhi insan hoti hain yar unhe bhi pyas lagti hai ....... "

2.) " abey kya dekh raha hai ?? ghar main bap-bhai nahi hai kya ?? .... bhagwan ne diya nahi kya??" * 377 ke bad halat bade kharab ho gaye hain *

3.) " yar mujhe gardner banana tha bachpan se ..... bapu ne bnane nahi diya ....... and the thing i love the most was watering the plants ( so, apna sapna poora kar raha hoon) "

4.) "kya mast bricks use ki hain deewar banane main .....sexy paint as well.... asian paints + abc bricks = sexy combination "

5.) "kya sala roj ghar main pee karta hai ....... arey aaj bahar kar ke dekh ......nazara aa jata hai .... aaja tu bhi side main lag ja ....suduko khelte hain "

Five HOT news..

1) Malika sherawat loves saree.

2) Mayawati gtng married to Arnold Schwarzenegger. All bach are Invited!

3) Penguins were seen in Sri-Lanka taking sun-bath.

4) ab is community main koi bhi thread delete nahi hoga...

5) Is baar se Holi ko "GABBAR jayanti" ke naam se jana jaega.!

sholey ke dialogues ki band bajane ki trying
phun task ek

1) kutte mai tera khoon pilunga >>> kyun doodh ki supply band hai ramgardh mai

2) basanti in kutton ke agae mat nachna >>> basanti bar girl hai kutton kya biliyuon ke agae bi nachegi

3) are o sambha kitne aadmi thae.... sardar 2 >>>abe gabar bi "gay" tha .... sholey mai bi aadmiyuon ke bare mai pooch raha hai

4) bhaag dhano bhaag basanti ki ijaht ka sawal hai>>> abe dhano ke piche bi toh horsesszz pade thae uski ijaht kon bachayega

5) are o sambha sardar kitna innaam rakhi hai >>> sardar innam nai hai woh loan tha sarkaar pr apke upar daal diya ab aap hi pay kro bank walon ko

Cool one liner to say to a girl

1. I have forgotten my mobile number can i have yours.

2.it is too difficult to stair you from der can u come l'il closer

3.Can i be water in your bath tub.

4.Do you believe in love at first sight..or i shud walk through the door for second time

5.I have a car of ferrari..

Places where u shud not date a girl

1.Tihar jail

2.Africa. wha jaana hai toh GD phir PI pass karna hoga

3.MTV office. kuch bhi ho jaao yaha mat jaao..yaha duniya cool log rahetey hai..aapko chod ko dusrey ke saath chale jaayegi

4.Your bedroom. yaha toh karna hi mat..final destination first acha nahi lgta

5.Big boss house. yaha jaana hi mat..yaha aatey hi automatic break up ho jaatey..vaastu ek dum kharaab

5 things to do watching d movie blue

1]throw blurberry squash and shoutt blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2]sing chiggy wiggy out load

3]neva expect that somthing mysterious is going to happen in d 2nd half

4]after watching d movie neva again recommend anyone to watch it

5]ppl who couldnt get d tickets donn worry iam sure u did somthing good in ur last janam.wait for d movie to b telacasted on sony/star or colours

five things you should never say if you call 100

1. merko tumhara kutta khareedna hai

2. hi. whats up? :P

3. do you think if i call 911 they will reach faster?

4. im out of balance. gimme a call back

5. please meri maths problem solve kar do na... they cant even if they wished to

Five excuses if your zipper is open

1. "Oh, maine bag ki zip band ki aur iski bhul gaya."
2. "Arre aaj kinni garmi hai " band karte huye
3. "Mai to dekh raha tha ki hw much you notice things around you. You are great "
4. "Arre sabko bahar ki duniya dekhne ka haq hai "
5. "Bas yahi sab dekho tum. Aur koi kaam nahi hai. Thank God ! Em wearing undies." Thinks "Thank god".

5 things not to tell in police station

1. (shout loudly) Jihaad

2. gun rent mein mil saktha hain kya?

3. ek case per kitna miltha hain?

4. bin laden mere mama hain

5. mera bhai kasab kahaan hai?

5 Famous dialogues after yew get outta ur Xam Hall ::

1)Ye bhi syllabus mein tha kya...??

2)Accha,ye aisa likhna tha kya..Ohh Shittt...Beep..Beep..

3)Ye Subject ka reference Book kaunsa tha...??

4)Tuitions k Sir ne toh kuch aur bataya tha naa...??

5)40 paasin hai naa.....Mujhe sirf 37 aa raha hai..Beep Beep..

5 things no1 is even bothered to listen ..

1) This my last day n dis community.

2) USA is short form for united states of America. wtf!

3) congrats!.. tumhe bhi angrezi aati hai..

4) useless, indeed... huh

5) DESHDROHI 2 coming! <<<<< constipated look!

things to say on a random telephone number

1.. kabira speaking devi prasad ghar par hai?

2.. hello mai Amitabh Bachchan Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

3.. i know what you did last summer

4.. ye wrong number hai kya?

5.. GUESS WHO?

5 things not to say to Rakhi Sawant!!

1. Are those real ?
2. Your mom loves you right ?
3. Abhishek used you ? really in what sense ?
4. you don't look good dancing.. Try something different
5. MIKA still loves you he wants a kiss from you now

FIVE things never to say in front of a BHAI (Don)

1:- Hello sir ( oyee jyaada angrej mat ban... bhai bol bhai )

2:- Bhai Chai lenge ya coffee ( abe desi loge ya angreji pooch )

3:- Hafta Ek saanth Du ya installment main.. (body single chahiye ya installment main)

4:- Bhai mere pass itne Paise nahi hain.. (kidneys to hain na )

5:- Bhai ye wale bank main robbery nahi karte hain wahaan security bahut hai..(Ab tu batak "duck" ke bacche ko tairna"swimming" shikhayega )

5 Things that Fat people do.

1:They promise themselves,whole year, that they will start dieting frm tomorrow.

2:They eat nothing for 7 dayz, looses 4kg's in 7dayz and ,when they start eating,

they gain 7kgs in 4dayz

3:They buy clothes of smaller size thinking they will fit in someday .

4: When they go out for dinner they order butter chicken,chicket biryani,chicken tikka

masala,and with that they order PLAIN NAAN & DIET COKE.(since they are wait

concious.

5:They feel they are very sexy..:D

5 things not to say at the bigg boss house!

1. Mera paani france se aata hai.

2. Meri naukrani italy se aai hai!

3. Ye bigg boss house ke property paper kaun rakhta hoga?

4. Chal diwal phang ke chalte hain.

5. Ha, that voice of bigg boss is of Keshto Mukherjee!

5 things not to ask from YOUR PARENTS..

1) Mein aap logon ki shadi ke Album mein kyun nahi hu?

2) Mujhe paida kerne ke pehle permission li thi?

3) Mujhe DOCTOR uncle ne 1st OCT ko kyun nikal diya 2nd ko nikalte to mein bhi GANDHI banta!

4) Agar aap mere DAD ho to BAPU kaun the?

5) Agar aap meri MOM hai to MOTHER TERESA kaun hai?

5 songs to cheer up your depressed girlfriend

1) tofa tofa tofa tofa tofa...laya laya laya laya ...in typical jeetendra style

2) sarkaaye lo khatiyaa jada lage...conditions applied...

3) any himesh reshamiya song

4) dil mein ho tummmmmm...aankho mein tummm....typical Bappi lehri isshtyle...

5) chances are that after listening these four songs she may dump you also...so dedicate the fifth song to yourself...

Dost Dost Na Raha Pyaar Pyaar na Raha

Zindagii humein tera aeitbaar na raha...

Cheers !!!

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Vijay12

If any vijay fans are reading this, i feel sorry for them. Please don't take it seriously. Just read and enjoy !!!

1. I am still living in this world ( Eighth wonder of the world ) even after seeing your 48 films.

2. Blue cross has put enquiry on you because lot of 'Kuruvi' has attempted suicide for misusing their name. Please don't torture the animals.Fortunately they are not

seeing your movies. ( Anna....Vitrukanganna....Kuruvi....Pavamna...Vayila poochi )

3. LG is going to introduce a flat screen TV named 'Ghilli 1999' very soon for Rs.1999/- only. ( Cheapest flat screen TV in the world ).The speciality of this tv is whenever

your face is shown on any tv, it will automatically change the channel itself. LG claims that their software is so intelligent that it can detect even if you dress like a woman.

4. Difference between Kamalhassan & U: He acts in 10 diff role in one film(original).But you are acting in same role in 10 different dubbed films.

5. We heard that everytime you finish shooting of your film, you go to church and ask god to forgive you for that film. Is this true?

6. Indian medical association has made a statement recently that "We can save people who had eaten poison.But we can't save a person if he gets a heart attack after

seeing vijay's film.We feel very sorry for that. Anyway we have formed a team of 10 specialist doctors for studying this and finding a medicine".

7. Vijay Tv has given the "Best comedian for the period 2000 to 2009" award to you.

8. We heard that you are planning to remake the 'National Anthem' of our country. Please vijay, don't remake atleast this.

9. BCCI has requested you to give a seminar on the topic 'How to go to a final match after reaching semi finals?' for our Indian cricket team as you have done

that trick in the film 'Ghilli'.

10. 'India Today' magazine has conducted a survey recently and asked 'What is the easiest way to die'? to 1000 people on. Here are the results:

" Smoke daily - You will die 10 years early

Drink Daily - You will die 30 years early

Love a girl Truly - You will die daily

But see Vijay poster .... You will die immediately "

Five things not to say to your parents when your caught watching porn

1. I am sorry mom dad but i have grown up now (and get a tight slap)

2. We have sex education in school i m just researching on it ..

3. Daddy i found this CD in your cupboard.

4. OH!! so this is how i was born .

5. I Bought this CD from an old poor person , i was just trying to help him with some cash

5 things not to tell with SRK

1.Are you KRK?
2.Tum,Salman aur Aamir khan bhai ho na?
3.Karan Johar is your bf rite?
4.chalo khele Dus ka Dum.
5.hmmmmmmm * SRK STYLE*

Five things to remember while making FanTastic fiVe

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1) Choose the best topic as possible like 'Rakhi Sawant firse TV par royee aur yeh sunkar uski MAA-Jaya sawant ne Media par hi case kar diya' OR ' KRK kangaal ho gaya aur ab Jhopad-patti mein din guzar raha hai'.
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2) Never ever talk completely in English, Kafi log hain jinhe samajh nahi aayega, like Neeraj
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3) Pwning is important but don't forget to do it carefully otherwise it turns out to be Self-pwnage. For reference buzz ABHINAV
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4) Always try to be specific and extremely funny and get ready to know that nothing like that actually happened. Samajh aaya, kya kaha maine? Nahi? Second point dubaara pado
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5) Last but not least, always remember Baap baap hota aur beta beta. Ab panga liya hai, to nanga to tu bhi hoga
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PS:- Above was just a lame try, will try coming up with some good ones as well

Five things you should not say on TV while hosting a show with a VJ..

1.HI MOM , HELLO CHAMPA AUNTY!!.. YE MAIN HU!!!...MAIN!!

2.I can host this show better than he/she can.

3.Pretty soon i will be taking over this show.

4.Dont i look better than him/her.

5.(Tell the VJ) Hey can you get me a glass of water..

5 things which can be told to ur teachers when ur late

1]i had to help a sexy girl cross d road in traffic

2]i was on d way to college and a bike splashed mud on my clothes so had to go back.such an idiot he was

3]the bus driver was driving below 20:|speed.not my faulttttttt damitt

4]i was waiting for sunil and he suddenly got sick so i got late waiting for him

5]stomach painnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nn.aaahhhh

5 things nuh to say to KRK

1: Yaar teri gaaliyaan kaafi pooraani ho gayee ha..Kuch naya seekh k aaiyyo...

2: Raju Shrivastav Luks bettah dan yew...Smart hai vo tere se..

3: Kya aap SRK k Rishtedaar ho.??

4: Kaun se Chakki ka aata khaate ho bhai...??Ki inni acchi body bana li aapne..

5: Kkkkkkkkkk-RK...Autograph Plzzz...

5 things which can be told to ur teachers when ur

1.) Your mom asked me to Buy vegetables .

2.) My brother/sister got axident .

3.)Today, Guest came to my house.

4.)Aishwarya roy invited me for her party .

5.)Maa'm feverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!

5 things not to do at a temple/mosque/churches.

1. Wow look at that fat bastard.

2. Whoa! This pandit earns more than my father.

3. With a loud tone ; God why did you fcuk with me

4. Bhagwaan mujhe roadies mein entry dila de.

5. Prrrr......

5 things when you caught while peeing in public:

1. It saves water and helps in greenery!

2. Kya karu, control nahi hota! :D

3. Madam, idhar mat dekho mujhe sharam aati hai

4. Oh shit, I just did something shitty.

5. A I not in the pool?! :O

Five things which you never ever should do while on a date

1) Don't you ever put your finger in your nose. Even if you want to, wait for power cut.

2) Don't you ever say to your date that you are interested in him/her even if he/she is seducing you enough. Remember, first impression is the last impression. Ghar jaa kar, you are free to do anything

3) Don't you ever try to drink soft drinks only. Bache date par nahi jaate yaar

4) Don't you ever seek of glare at other boys or girls around. Click a photo of them quietly with your phone, and watch it later on.

5) Last but not least, don't you ever use any of the public toilets as you can get in trouble. For reference, watch: F.A.Q about time travel.

Five songs you should sing to your girlfriend if you want to breakup with her.

1.Jabhi koi Ladki dekhu , mera dil deewana bole

2.aadmi hu aadmi se pyaar karta hu

3.mann ka radio bajne de zara

4.Main hu Don , Main hu don

5.Meri shirt bhi sexy , meri pant bhi sexy...

5 movies you should not watch with your parents

1.Hawas

2.Julie

3.Red Swastik

4.Sheesha

5.Rain

5 thingz nuh 2 say to Vibeck Oberoi

5 things not to say at time of Campus Placements..

Salman ka cell no. hai aapke Phonebook mein...??

Kyun ho gaya na k baad fir kuch hua kya...??

Saathiya nd Shootout k beech mein kitni filme ki thi aapne..I mean Hit filme..??

Y dun yew go fr Numerology...Make it V-Wack oberoi..Kya pata kuch ho jaye..

Sunaa hai Wanted Movie k liye aapko select kiya tha pehle...Buh den reject bhi ho gayee..Is it True.??

5 things not to say at time of Campus Placements.

1) About me -- I belong to highly educated family. Including me!

2) Strengths -- I love cracking Jokes! dis Interview is Joke for me!

3) Weaknesses -- I cant hide my strengths ! , n I love My boss!

4) What salary do you expect, we are offering you 10,000 -- please ADD one more ZERO.

5) Interest - Social Networking am good in that ! Specially MTV Orkut Official community!

get lostttttttttttttttttttttt! lol

5 Things to happen with KRK coz of BB3

* Directors of KRK's movies will be putting foreign models in their movies so that they can get KRK to work for free.

* Big Boss-Drohi to release next year, featuring the exploitation of rich people in big boss.

* And now he is out so he can give amitabh a role in Desh drohi 2

* Will make sure no one sees him going into his rented flat in Lokhandwala.

* Will be cleaning all the clothes he has taken to big boss.

1. As he has no other clothes left. Coz thats all wht he has.

2. No money to buy new ones

(big Boss kahan jeete )

5 Things u should not say to a Twilight Fan

1)Edward Cullen is GAY

2)Is Rosalie a Weasley?

3)I thought you had to be "Bitten" to be a WEREWOLF

4)Is cedric Diggory Edward Cullen? I thot Cho chang liked him

5)How come the cullens dont drink True Blood?

5 ways to flirt with a girl

1. Kya tum mere hone wale baccho ki maa banogi?

2. Kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka haq mujhe dogi?

3. You know, i gotta feeling, that yours parents may choose me as your partner in arrange marriage.

4. I have started calling your sister as my sister-in-law.

5. Hey you know how to use a condom, cause i am researching on aids.

5 things not to tell with your wife

1. Mujhe Divorce chahiye!

2. Tum apni Maa Ke ghar kab jaa rahi ho?

3. Padosan Shanti bahooth khoob surat hain na?

4. Mein iska baap hoon kya?

5. Tum kaun ho?

Five things which I hate to be asked.

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1) When I am sitting in a Multiplex, watching a movie and suddenly someone sitting next to me asks, DID YOU SEE THAT? :| Like, I am there just to sit in AC hall to watch roof and walls :|
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2) When you are standing in a bus queue and someone asks you, HAS THE BUS ARRIVE YET? :| Main to yahan to time pass ke liye khada hua hun na jo sirf bus ko aate jaate dekhta hai :|
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3) When ever I wakes up and some random person asks me, YOU WOKE UP? :| Nahi, bhai neend mein chal raha hun main to :|
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4) When I reach some destination and people asks, YOU ARRIVED? :| WTF? mera bhoot khada hia kya tere saamne? Dikhta nahi tujhe? :|
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5) Last but not least, when I am chatting with someone and the other person asks, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Main bike chala raha hun, tu baithega peeche? :|