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My Annual Appraisal

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The weirdest time of my school was whenever I had a test or exam. There was something eerie about that time....especially if it’s the final exams. The final exams used to be in the summers so there was something that was different then like the sound of the rustic fan while you're studying, the smell of papers from your notebooks, the pencil box you'd so neatly arrange and keep. There’s an unsaid pressure you feel that’s there and all you want is the exam to be over....the result didn't matter. Well those were school days. I used to think in school, once I'm done with my studies I'm never going to miss these awful days. I’ll work and get paid and enjoy and will be free from writing these boring exams...Boy was I wrong or what? I did finish school and college and did get rid of exams only to learn that there are exams in the office too. It’s called My Annual Appraisal. There’s a similar eerie atmosphere that is created at this time of the year in the office also. This is when you'd fill up your assessments for your appraisal; followed would be your review with your boss and then the final verdict would be out. So if the mail specifies you have one week to fill it up and send it across, you’ll delay filling it to tomorrow. You’ll open the form, read all the questions, scratch your head and then say “O well I’ll do it later (because you realize that you suddenly don’t have anything to write)..It’s not like the deadline is today.” It really amazes me that it’s during this period we come to think of what we did year long, day in and day out, sitting for around 9 hours doing our daily specified jobs and even more; yet we run out of words when it comes to fill our assessment sheets. It’s amazing....See for your self...Answer these questions and you'll know. 1. Describe you current role: A: Hmm I don’t know...I am the Operations Manager and my role is to manage the day to day activities such as data analysis, well I guess generating reports is one of them , analysis and o yes; team management.(what you want to say here is I don’t know what I do because I'm number crunching the whole time when my boss asks me about the current status, the variations of the past month, the real time data, my teams problems are to be handled and I have make sure everyone is on time and manage everyone’s data and keep them motivated by coming up with attractive schemes. I have to even listen to my boss’ non stop chatter and nod a yes to everything he says because that’s what he likes.) 2. Your Notable achievements: A: I've designed a report that helps to track information better( because there wasn’t one earlier), have improved performance by 15% compared to last quarter, curtailed floor attrition by 5% and so on (what you think here is that I've given my boss timely data for his presentation when he was representing our team, I created all the reports and sent it on his behalf, I maintained my team by listening to their jabber and promising them  a better a future, I worked overtime to get projects completed within deadline and even had to run errands for my boss at times when he demanded like dropping his cheque in the bank nearby when I had to visit a client...not to mention I’ve achieved to develop a high BP because of the stress…..hmmm well I cant write that ) 3. Things you want to change: A.(this is an all time patience tester question)I would like the system to be more transparent and would like more training on so on and so forth ( what you want to say is that please stop the non sense and work sensibly....speak directly instead of beating round the bushes, stop the late night meetings because I have to be back home and please train us before you implement a new software or new system so that we can work better and for God's sake implement at least one suggestion given by any employee) You'll see that when it comes to filling up these forms you'd end up lacking words so you come up with neutral ones like my strength is motivation and leadership (obviously, you’re the manager), my aim is to make sure we progress (hello...that’s why the company hired you), My key performance area is analysis (yeah....right...isn’t that something we all have to do). We'd rather be neutral than pen down the obvious because we know that after this eerie day of filling the form is over, our bosses await us at the table and we'd be waiting for the comments. And when that day finally arrives, we again have to put up charade of not knowing what he’ll say when we know exactly what he has in mind....we'll hear the usual..."O, we've been know how nice your work is and there are a few things that you've done that have helped in progressing but you know you can do better and we expected more and then there’s the bell curve ...blah blah blah...." What he wants to say is that "You know, you didn’t give me the report on Saturday when you knew I had a presentation on Monday, you did not attend the party we had on Sunday night and you were not available when I needed you to go to the bank because you weren’t well. But you did give me my daily reports on time and yes you also nodded to 5 of my 7 remarks and you also smiled at few of the jokes I cracked so I guess you get an average rating.....next time when you'll be there at my beck and call and would laugh uncontrollably on all jokes, nod at all 7 remarks and would take care of all my other errands I might think of awarding you an excellent rating." We always run out of words to describe ourselves to earn the ratings while our bosses run out of words to rate us down...It’s funny that the most crucial period of our year is mocked by superiors so easily that it kills the very spirit and purpose of what appraisal means. There’s another thing that brings change in the atmosphere now. Your boss doesn’t smile at you when he walks by, your tea time gossips would now include “what did you write...what did you answer for this question, should I talk to boss about this issue, did Boss talk to you about your ratings?”, the team members work extra cautiously and everyone's ears go ultrasonic when boss discusses anything with anyone within his team. Suddenly everyone is on time at the office and people don’t even get sick too often and if they do, they make sure they are in the office to display the dedication. In my experience I've seen hard work pay off but in due time. Now what’s the definition of due time is also something mystical, I am yet to figure that out...until that gets solved I'll be missing my school days because at work results to our appraisal do matter.      

Being single and waiting for Cupid!

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  This is for all singles out there in our Indian Society looking for their soul mates, believing for Cupid to strike. I'm sure the single working lady and gentleman would agree that the search out is nothing near to easy and thanks to our conservative society the pressure builds on as well once you reach a certain age. Before you know it in your normal routine along with official work pressure to deal with, there are new envelopes coming in the mail with photographs of people you don’t know, or there are calls coming to your parents telling about a suitable match. People living in the romantic bubble pray for romantic partners. The ones that are ambitious dream for the ultimate apprentice. The ones who keep their family first pray for someone with conservative values, the one who chill out pray for a cool soul mate...there are so many demands. O dear, Cupid has a lot of work to do. How could he work when the girls and boys weren’t allowed to meet freely and when their parents would make all the decisions for them. Cupid has his own set of problems multiplied as the industry boom even touches the matrimonial sector. Earlier people did not have matrimonial agencies and demands were way simple where girls were expected to manage a house and guys were meant to provide for the house. Now girls are expected to work and assist the husband financially and the guys are expected to have fat packages with additional perks to the CTC. The working singles when eligible to marry is sought more like a product than a person. There are even specifications attached like any other product or service. Like my daughter is 26 years, Fair, Slim, MBA with 3 years of experience or she is 27 years,  Doctor, fair and average looks. My son is 28 years; he’s fair and is working with an MNC with CTC of 8lakhs.he specifications attached to one’s profile is advertised then by many sources that pitch in their very best to advertise the person. Not to mention that the sources are just like for any other service or product. Except that you are covered by the topic called matrimony. You’ll be given options of press advertising. Before you know it your profile would be appearing in the matrimonial in the paper. Or virtual advertising which means your profile will be put up on some matrimonial site like shaadi .com or jeevansaathi.com. Did you know that there is a 25 % increase in subscrptions on these sites each year...they're really a popular platform now.You also would have the experience direct mails that is when your mom and dad will take you to the studio and get your pictures clicked and the send it with a covering note to all relatives with good social circles to aid the search. And last but not least, the most powerful form of advertising which is Word of mouth. This is the most annoying but what elders consider the effective way to double your chances to find you a suitable match. Just blow the whistle in any kitty party where a group of aunties would come to know about to matrimonial search and see the word spread like fire. Before you know it you’ll be informed from every corner about a boy working for some MNC earning well good for the girl you told about. Or about the girl who has done her masters in HR and is earning well and knows how to cook for the boy you told them about. Even Cupid made use of the so many platforms available so that the girls and boys could now talk on meet. He does face the difficulty to strike the arrow sometimes when the girls and boys talk their nosy relatives come in between or the parents set in a deadline to talk and comeback home. He also has to battle the confusion the digital advertising that the matrimony sites create in the minds of the prospects because of which their decisions get delayed. He also understands that in his line of work a few more people get benefited like the marriage agencies and matrimonial sites who lay heavy subscriptions...but he has a mission to strike and can't complaint. But Cupid isn't worried about the Indian Society, he is thankful for the values embedded in the minds of the youngsters. If he can't strike before, he always has a chance to strike the arrow once a boy and girl are married (that is what they are taught). He is just thankful that our Indian Society still believes in him, unlike the western and modern world where the generation is least bothered about him and likes to experiment with different things that have a messy end .In certain ways I am thankful to the society we live in. Even though we bicker about not having freedom to meet the opposite sex but at least our traditions save us from a lot of evident harm the open society has to offer. A lot of emotional pain and damage comes with the experimenting and hit and trial method. But hey, they say once you get married, you have to be up for the changes that are in store. Being married isn't for everyone there are a lot of responsibilities to take care of, family to manage and so many other strings get attached. So if you wish being free and ambitious and want to live a carefree life, marriage is not a good suggestion because being married isn't easy. They say that being married is not easy...well who said being single is?            

Be proud of our 'Sardars' ... Must read!

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We all love those santa-banta jokes.But do you know that sikhs are one of the most hard-working and prosperous communities of the world.

After reading this real life incident, you might also consider it as true.It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

Last year, my friend invited his cousins on his sister's wedding to Delhi.They traveled all the way from Shimla.On their arrival, all of them decided to hire a taxi for local sight-seeing.The driver was an aged-Sardar and the boys being boys, began cracking sardar ji (santa-banta) jokes just to tease the old man.But, to their surprise, the fellow(sardarji) remained normal.

At the end of sight-seeing, they paid the driver cab hire-charges.The sardarji returned the change, but gave each of them one rupee extra, and said, "Son, since morning you have been cracking jokes on sardars, I listened all of them and let me tell you, most of them were in bad taste.But I still dont mind, because I feel that you are young blood, and are yet to see this world.But, I have one request, I am giving you all one rupee each, give it to the first 'SARDAR BEGGAR' that you see in this or any other city.

That one rupee coin is still with my friend as he could not find a single sardar 'begging' in the city!

 

MORAL

The secret behind their universal success is their willingness to do any job with the utmost dedication and pride.A sardar will drive a truck or setup a roadside garage or a Dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry , BUT WILL NEVER BEG ON THE STREETS!

 

Do tell this story to all your friends and make them feel how hardworking sardars are!

 

Newton's Laws of Motions - A new Dimension

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Newton's 3 Laws of motion

 

 

Hello all ! Well, the topic of my discussion today is not actually what the subject line reads. I don't intend to refresh your memories of Physics with these laws of motion (this subject was always a nightmare for me !) but what I want to do is to dig one step deeper into these scientific laws and analyze the philosophical aspect of theirs. Sounds a bit weird isn’t it ! When I first thought of implying such a comparison, even I asked to myself, “Hey, am I going nuts !” But then friends, engrossing myself in a deep thought process and putting my synapses to work, I finally conceived some reasonings that make me believe that apart from Physics, these laws are valid in our “QUEST for SUCCESS” as well ! (“SUCCESS” – I always love to hear this word as long as it stays with me. Infact most of us love it this way !)

 1st Law of motion        -           Every body continues to maintain its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line unless it is compelled by an external force.

 Case

 Mr. A, an employee at COMPANY - Y is sitting at his desk for the last one hour, crouched forehead and thinking eyes, involved and engrossed in writing a piece of code. (So you see Mr. A is actually maintaining his state) At that point of time, Mr. B, a colleague of Mr. A comes and persuades him to get up for a cup of coffee and some chit chat. Appears normal isn’t it. But then, Mr. A’s state of uniform thinking comes to an end (and the external agency here is Mr. B along with his bait of coffee and chit chat !) So, Newton’s 1st law holds good !

 Morality           -           This is to say that when a person does some good, he should continue to do good and not let anything bad come near to him because these bad thoughts if creep into his mind can act as external forces that will stop the good that is being done by him. This is to say that if your conscience feels what you are doing is good then continue the same and let not biased thoughts from other minds intervene your task.

 2nd Law of motion       -           The rate of change of momentum is directly proportional to the force applied.

 Case

 Again we come to our beloved Mr. A and external force Mr. B. Mr. A is a very sincere employee who always arrives at time, is busy working at his screen all day, always eager to take onsite calls and complete his day’s work before leaving. So we see that the force applied by Mr. A is in the forward direction and this force takes him from the position of a Trainee, to a Programmer Analyst to an Associate ! At the same time, this chap Mr. B is always late to arrive and early to leave that too with his task unfinished. (This guy is bent on giving a head ache to his Team Leader !) You see that Mr. B is applying a force but in the backward direction and this negative force causes his career to decelerate. Voila ! Newton’s 2nd law is so correct !

 

Morality           -           The success of an individual is in his hands. The more you strive, the more you are dedicated, the more success you’ll get. Instead of citing or finding external factors for failures, you should look within yourself, analyze yourself and then put in that extra bit of force in the right direction that takes you to success.

 3rd Law of Motion      -           Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

 Case

 Now while protagonist Mr. A is busy working at his desk and receiving good reactions from his manager for his good actions, Mr. B is busy Orkutting from office which he should not be doing, forgot to meet an important client, and failed to pass his final test (I told you this guy is bent on getting kicked out !) and one sunny morning when Mr. A gets a mail regarding his increment, Mr. B receives a mail with the subject line – “Thanks for feeling at home at COMPANY - Y but our hospitality ends here” , oh my god, he’s fired ! (See, even God obeys Newton’s laws of motion !) So that’s the validity of the 3rd law.

 Morality           -           Keep doing your job well and fine, and don’t worry about the result. Hard work and dedication are always acknowledged by a pat on the back and success. Don’t chase success, but chase yourself for doing good and success will follow automatically !

 

 

 

Puppets

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Puppets are a kind of doll. They are used as characters in puppet shows. People who watch see the puppets full of life and spirit. Puppets need specially trained people called puppeteers to work them. They use their fingers, or strings or roads to skillfully handle the puppets.

The most common types of puppets are string puppets, rod puppets, hand or glove puppets, shadow puppets, and ventriloquists’ figures. Puppets have been made out of many types of material, including paper, cloth, wood, and leather, metal and plastic.

String puppets are also known as marionettes. They are moved by strings attached to a puppet with joints. The puppeteer controls the movements of the joints by a wooden piece held above the stage. In Rajasthan, there are known as `Kathputli’.

Rod puppets have rods attached to parts of their bodies, which control them. In theatres, rod puppeteers are hidden behind cloth curtains. In India, rod puppets are common in Orissa and west Bengal.

Hand or glove puppets are worn like a glove over a puppeteer’s hand and arm. The fingers and wrist of the operator control the puppet’s movement. The Radha –Krishna hand puppet shows are popular in Orissa.

In shadow puppetry the shadows of figures are cast onto a white cloth screen. Usually the audience sits on one side of the screen. The puppeteers moves he puppets n the other side of the screen n front of a light. This style of puppetry has been popular in Asia for thousands of years. People there have long believed that shadow puppets stand for real spirits. So, in India, Thailand, and Malaysia, two ancient Hindu epics have been staged as shadow puppet plays for many centuries. These are Mahabharata and the Ramayana. The Ramayana is the source for the story in all major Indian puppet traditions. The Sunderkand, which deals with the heroic deeds of Hanuman, is the most popular one.

In Vietnam, water puppet shows are held during traditional village celebrations.

Puppeteers remain hidden behind a bamboo screen in shallow pond. They control the figures from below by strings running through hollow bamboo poles kept underwater. The surface of the pond serves as the stage.

Ventriloquists’ puppets share the stage with them. During performances, ventriloquists make the audience feel their figures re liking are talking with them. Puppetry is believed to have begun thousands of years ago, even before written language did. So we will never know how, why, or in what form the first puppets were used. Perhaps it began when cave people placed their hands near a fire to cast shadows on walls.

Puppets have been used to spread awareness about religion. They are also used as toys, and to amuse or educate people around the world.

Ventriloquist: - one who has mastered ventriloquism (the art of speaking without moving your lips, so the sound seems to come from someone else).

Epics: - long poems that tell the story of what gods or important people did in ancient times.

 

 

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