5 things not to do when you find a vampire.
1.sing the song Bhooth hoon Main
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2.Nice accessories huh?where did yu buy from?
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3.Take a video and send it to RGV
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4.go check the feet
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5.invite for a coffee.
Five best uses of Time travel !!
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1) For a money minded/poor guy:- Moving to the day of result of lottery to know the winning number
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2) For a scientist:- Moving to the day, when Einstein and newton discovered something, and stealing their work and name it on his own. Chalo history mein naam to aayega issi bahaane
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3) For a student:- Just skipping his/her exams and results day
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4) For Police:- Moving in future to check out the illegal activities so that either they could win a medal for that by stopping ir or just catch the victim predictably to earn some extra money AKA RISHWAT
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5) Best use for a Married guy:- Go back to his wedding day and stop the disaster from happening
1) For a money minded/poor guy:- Moving to the day of result of lottery to know the winning number
.
2) For a scientist:- Moving to the day, when Einstein and newton discovered something, and stealing their work and name it on his own. Chalo history mein naam to aayega issi bahaane
.
3) For a student:- Just skipping his/her exams and results day
.
4) For Police:- Moving in future to check out the illegal activities so that either they could win a medal for that by stopping ir or just catch the victim predictably to earn some extra money AKA RISHWAT
.
5) Best use for a Married guy:- Go back to his wedding day and stop the disaster from happening
Five things so you should not say on a date
Will you pay the bill?
How can someone eat so much!
The waiter looks so handsome.
Stop eating and say something.
Choori,kaatein se nai khaana aata hai.Haath se kha lu?
How can someone eat so much!
The waiter looks so handsome.
Stop eating and say something.
Choori,kaatein se nai khaana aata hai.Haath se kha lu?
5 thngs u'll find in all saas bahu serials...
* the saas nd the badi bahu alwayz cry
* their alwayzz remain a vamp choti bahu
* the elder son dies nd again comes back frm nowhere nd dies again nd again comes
back.....its like the water cycle...keeps on repeating
* a lot of advertisement in between... so tat the serial can b stretched for a long time
* Ekta Kapoor as the director or producer
Five things to do on lazy sunday !!
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1)Try picking your nose and show it to others :|
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2) Start blank calling random unknown people and be ready to get hit back
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3) Pure din ke liye har line ke aage kuch words laga do. Like --' Khatiya mein'. So it turns out be KHATIYA MEIN
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4) Watch India TV and curse your date of birth for that
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5) Last but not least,Call Nasa, that you saw an Alien. And when they ask where, tell them India TV :|
1)Try picking your nose and show it to others :|
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2) Start blank calling random unknown people and be ready to get hit back
.
3) Pure din ke liye har line ke aage kuch words laga do. Like --' Khatiya mein'. So it turns out be KHATIYA MEIN
.
4) Watch India TV and curse your date of birth for that
.
5) Last but not least,Call Nasa, that you saw an Alien. And when they ask where, tell them India TV :|
5 Fabulous Things To Do Before You Die
Life is too short to sit around on the net all day reading about other people’s experiences in life.
1.Invent Something
We live in a fast paced society where gadgets exist for virtually every task – but occasionally you find that nothing exists to do exactly what you want to do. Instead of ranting and raving, why not try your hand at inventing it? ust remember, as soon as you have completed your invention, patent it and give it a truly awesome name. Who knows, you may even get rich off the idea.
2.Stay In The Best Suite
This is something you have to do at least once in your life. Save up some money and book a night at the poshest hotel in your city – and book the most expensive suite. While you are there make sure you saved enough cash to tip well and to enjoy all of the benefits of the hotel – like fabulous food, massages, pool, and spa. There is nothing grander than waking up in a magnificent penthouse suite with a hangover. Just remember, if you steal the bathrobes you may find an unexpected bill turning up on your credit card the following month.
3. Fly A Plane
4. Go To A Film Premiere
This one is an easy task for most people living in Mumbai, but not so easy for people in other states and countries. But it is worth the airfare to get to a premiere if you can afford it.
5. Join A Flash Mob
Flash mobs have become a worldwide phenomena in which a large group of unrelated people all converge in one place, perform an unusual action for a short time, and disburse again.
1.Invent Something
We live in a fast paced society where gadgets exist for virtually every task – but occasionally you find that nothing exists to do exactly what you want to do. Instead of ranting and raving, why not try your hand at inventing it? ust remember, as soon as you have completed your invention, patent it and give it a truly awesome name. Who knows, you may even get rich off the idea.
2.Stay In The Best Suite
This is something you have to do at least once in your life. Save up some money and book a night at the poshest hotel in your city – and book the most expensive suite. While you are there make sure you saved enough cash to tip well and to enjoy all of the benefits of the hotel – like fabulous food, massages, pool, and spa. There is nothing grander than waking up in a magnificent penthouse suite with a hangover. Just remember, if you steal the bathrobes you may find an unexpected bill turning up on your credit card the following month.
3. Fly A Plane
4. Go To A Film Premiere
This one is an easy task for most people living in Mumbai, but not so easy for people in other states and countries. But it is worth the airfare to get to a premiere if you can afford it.
5. Join A Flash Mob
Flash mobs have become a worldwide phenomena in which a large group of unrelated people all converge in one place, perform an unusual action for a short time, and disburse again.
Five cool things that every youngistaan should have.
1. loadz of branded jeans and T-shirts with cool one liners.
2. A cool ray-ban avatar shades.
3. A sony PSP.
4. A branded item of APPLE
5. Hero honda Karizma
things to do during examination ,if you don't know anything...
1.look here and there or look at girls
2.keep asking "sir,whats the time now?
3.sir,i need a help ..can you please tell me what is this?
4.take a nap
5.or say may i go to the loo?
5 Things To Do With A PC When You Have No Internet
1. Clean out and categorize your bookmarks.
2. Delete programs you don’t use.
3. Unplug your PC, take the cover off and clean out the dust
4. Write your next blog post.Write to a text file and save it and format it when connection is on.
5.Write down your logins and passwords for all your sites, blogs, email accounts, Adsense, affiliate programs, where you purchased your domain names, etc. All that information is the key to your business.
2. Delete programs you don’t use.
3. Unplug your PC, take the cover off and clean out the dust
4. Write your next blog post.Write to a text file and save it and format it when connection is on.
5.Write down your logins and passwords for all your sites, blogs, email accounts, Adsense, affiliate programs, where you purchased your domain names, etc. All that information is the key to your business.
5 things U should say to Osama 2 jack him up!
1. Masha Vellah!
2. Mere paas kasab hai tere paas kya hai.
3. Chal bata hafeez culprit hai ya nahi....warna media walo ko bata dunga ki tu gay hai.
4. Osama uncle 1 aad bombs do na.
5. Kya yeh sach hai ki apka beta aapko MC BC ki gaali de ke ghar se bhaag gaya tha....?
PS: DHIKCIAW!
2. Mere paas kasab hai tere paas kya hai.
3. Chal bata hafeez culprit hai ya nahi....warna media walo ko bata dunga ki tu gay hai.
4. Osama uncle 1 aad bombs do na.
5. Kya yeh sach hai ki apka beta aapko MC BC ki gaali de ke ghar se bhaag gaya tha....?
PS: DHIKCIAW!
5 thngs u should do b4 goin into a gang war
* call sunny deol.... ( wid dhai kilo ka haath...nd yes a hand pump also )
* call dharam paaji ( kyunki apne toh apne hote hi hai )
* call krish ( yeh bas jinko udh udh ke marne ka shaukh hai unke liye )
* call prosenjit - a tollywood actor ( kyunki yeh jab koi gadi ko laath marta hai....woh
udh ke ek bus ke upar padhta hai...nd woh bus udh jaata hai...so u can guess wat
strength he has )
* call KRK or Rakhi Sawant ( inko toh log dekh kar hi bhaag jaayenge )
Cheers !!!