Five weird places to pick a phone call !!
1) While doing important work in a loo
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2) While attending a funeral :|
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3) While Operating someone in operation theater
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4) Where there is need of complete silence, like in Library
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5) Last but not least, while having sex.
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2) While attending a funeral :|
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3) While Operating someone in operation theater
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4) Where there is need of complete silence, like in Library
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5) Last but not least, while having sex.
5 of the best rbg warrior who kept their promises
1 suchi she said she will be outrageous and believe me her stomach use to be out of screen every time
2 vebz he said he will sweep girls off their feet and he did that girls use to me unconscious and thats y he got less votes
3 shikha she said she will be dark horse in rbg2 i don't know about horse but she was dark and i m not racist
4 yashita she said her performance will be short and memorable .....all of her task had her task she had short cloths will all guys remember
5 nidhi bisht she said she will beat all the because shes no less then a guy and thats we people always miss judged as a boy seeing her video
Five things NOT to be done on honeymoon night !!
1) Start crying.
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2) Fart :|
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3) Vomiting during chiggy wiggy
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4) Slapping your partner just because he/she is slow.
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5) Calling your parents/friends saying, pehle waala/waali acha/achi tha/thi
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2) Fart :|
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3) Vomiting during chiggy wiggy
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4) Slapping your partner just because he/she is slow.
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5) Calling your parents/friends saying, pehle waala/waali acha/achi tha/thi
Five things you should not say to your Parents
I wanna Chiggy wiggy with my girlfriend.
Rakhi Sawant is getting divorced!Should I try my luck?
I'll be the next winner of Splitsvilla.
I'm in love with Rohit Verma.:x
KRK is just a kid.I know better abuses.
Rakhi Sawant is getting divorced!Should I try my luck?
I'll be the next winner of Splitsvilla.
I'm in love with Rohit Verma.:x
KRK is just a kid.I know better abuses.
5 irritating thing on facebook
1 when u tag a photo and u keep getting notified about that photo no matter whoever tags it for years
2 when ur relatives add u on face book and u don't know u have to add or reject
3 when some one puts top follower list and u r worried are u there or not
4 when some one pokes u just because he or she is new and she loves poking
5 when some one keeps her status message like "i m feeling to rub my ear" ..who cares in real life to know that u want or not but on fb they tell everyone
5 things each kamaal khan fans should have..
1. Bell bottom jeans with chain at the bottom and do not forget ot open them....hwaa aati rhegi..
2) Always wear jacket chahe kitni garmi kyu na ho..
3) cool hair style with moochha ho to nathulal jaisi..
4) bolna aana chahiye ki mere pass bahut paisa hai
5) Englissss bhi aani chahiye..
2) Always wear jacket chahe kitni garmi kyu na ho..
3) cool hair style with moochha ho to nathulal jaisi..
4) bolna aana chahiye ki mere pass bahut paisa hai
5) Englissss bhi aani chahiye..
5 things u should not say a girl while flirting
1 I lost my number can i have urs
2 Do u believe in love at first site or should i walk in room again ?
3 hey u look like my would be gf
4 hey u know wat i think we have met as ur mom is my moms frnd
5 u look like my sister
Five reasons to live !!
Serious and True ones
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1) To love someone.
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2) To enjoy the short life.
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3) To make others happy and smile
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4) To earn a place in heaven
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5) To do your deeds and responsibilities.
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Funny ones
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1) To take a revenge out of someone
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2) To say that I lived more than you
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3) To become a rich guy who is a celebrity
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4) Just out of curiosity of knowing what is next in stores for us
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5) Last but not least, to remove the Virgin tag
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PS:- That's it for today. Asta-La-Vista baby
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1) To love someone.
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2) To enjoy the short life.
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3) To make others happy and smile
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4) To earn a place in heaven
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5) To do your deeds and responsibilities.
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Funny ones
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1) To take a revenge out of someone
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2) To say that I lived more than you
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3) To become a rich guy who is a celebrity
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4) Just out of curiosity of knowing what is next in stores for us
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5) Last but not least, to remove the Virgin tag
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PS:- That's it for today. Asta-La-Vista baby
5 things that you can expect in Roa7ies
->Another predict and win contest jisme aap ane saare paise barabaaad kar sakte ho. Toh kaaro na.. Simple hai, sms SPAM to 56882.
Yeh episode mein reh gaya karna? DO NOT WORRY..yeh contest repeated telecasts ke liye bhi laagu hai.
->Looking at the last season's task, the male participants are advised to wear a guard!
->Roa7ies is a PALAK-KA-SWAYMVAR .. Haan haan yeh sach hai! Arey internet pe aah gaya hai yaar.
->Rannvijay,Raw-tasks,double-cRossing,regRet,no Relâche till the crowning.Yeh Roadies hai,bhailog!
-> Expect? pehli baar dekh rahe ho Roadies kya? Abhi tak gayi nahi aadat kya? BANDH KARO EXPECT KARNA!
Yeh episode mein reh gaya karna? DO NOT WORRY..yeh contest repeated telecasts ke liye bhi laagu hai.
->Looking at the last season's task, the male participants are advised to wear a guard!
->Roa7ies is a PALAK-KA-SWAYMVAR .. Haan haan yeh sach hai! Arey internet pe aah gaya hai yaar.
->Rannvijay,Raw-tasks,double-cRossing,regRet,no Relâche till the crowning.Yeh Roadies hai,bhailog!
-> Expect? pehli baar dekh rahe ho Roadies kya? Abhi tak gayi nahi aadat kya? BANDH KARO EXPECT KARNA!
5 Bollywood Women who recently shocked us with what they wore in their movies :
1] Rani Mukherjee : Ta Ra Rum Pum; Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic; Laga Chunari Mein Daag.
2] Vidya Balan : Mwahahahaha Should I even write a word more!?!?!
3] Minissha Lamba : Well! If you've seen Kidnap, then you'll understand.
4] Rakhi Sawant : My apologies for including her as a celeb but GOD she's outrageous + I hafta make the list quicker
5] Amrita Rao : Why go de-glam and be single in movies when you can wear sarees and be a wife???
5 thing which one should do when hes going to fail in exam i do these
1 On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.
2 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min
3 Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
4 Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
5 Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
Five things you should not say to Rakhi Sawant
Have you ever had a plastic surgery?
Did you play the role of that doll in Child's play?
How much do you spend on make-up kits?
Do they REALLY pay you for those item numbers!?
Are you going around with Mika?
Did you play the role of that doll in Child's play?
How much do you spend on make-up kits?
Do they REALLY pay you for those item numbers!?
Are you going around with Mika?
5 metalrtists the World still miss [I know I can't get all] a
1] Cliff Burton : Metallica's second bass player. Till album Master Of Puppets.
2] Dimebag Darrel Abbott : Pantera's lead gutarist. Shot on stage.
3] Jimi Hendrix : Needs no description.
4] John Bonham : Drummer of Led Zeppelin. Died by chocking on his vomit when unconscious a.k.a Pulmonary Edema
5] Bon Scott : Vocalist of Ac/Dc. Reason of death : Pulmonary Edema.
Help taken from Wikipedia
5 question that ur gf ask u and u should reply spontaneously no
1 Do i look fat? now don't look at her just say no
2 Is that girl hot? don't look at that girl
3 Will u do break up with me? don't think here
4 Do u want to meet my parents......
5 Do you want to take me shopping ?? for ur betterment say no or else pay the big prize
5 things Blue could've done without :
1] Dialogues such as : Koi bhi jagah maarna bas gehnen [ornaments, jewels, etc.] bachake; Sab cheez double rehti hai; Sethji - Sarkaar, etc.
2] Such a cast : Cast could've done without Sanjay Dutt [cos of his paunch], Zaayed Khan [Lack of acting skill or expression], Kylie Minogue [Caused 5 minutes of screen space]; Rahul Dev [Enough of the straight faced villain - Had ther exact same role in Awaara Paagal Deewana]
3] Make-up : "Sporty" Katrina looked like Bob Marley [only whiter and shaved]
4] Lack Of Sense : A bike jumping over trains having ramps on each compartments, A cigarette burning a boat in minutes; People being able to punch freely in the pressures of deep water.
5] No Story : Atleast people wouldn't have come out of the screens saying, "What the F**k!?!?!"
5 things a girl should do for his bf i feel this but never happens
1. If he wants to buy you something say “Are you sure we can afford it?”
2. When he gives you a compliment say don't ask , “What do you want?”
3. When you go shopping for yourself only buy the cheapest items and then let him know so he can appreciate what a thrifty shopper you are.
4.After he’s made elaborate plans to take you to the 5 STAR HOTEL for dinner you say “Why don’t we go to the MacDonald down the road my best fiend lives there.”
5.When he takes you to a movie, complain that they keep the theater too cold and that the popcorn is too salty ,movie is bakwas , why we sittitng in this row, y u wearing black