Wife says to husband: "I had a dream yesterday night that you gifted me with a diamond ring. Now, what does that mean"?
Husband says: "Am not sure, dear, Will let your know tonight"
Wife waits eagerly for her husband to return. The husband comes and gives her a pocket book- "The Meaning of dreams"!
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That was a good one kalyani, here is one more
There was a young girl who came to know that she is pregnant,scared,she told to her mother.
Her mother shouted and asked who is the pig who did this to you.
The girl did a call and half an hour later a ferrari came infront of der house a young lad with streaks got down.
Everyone were sitting in the living room.The young lad spoke to her father that i am the one who did this, But due to family problems i cant marry ur daughter but I take ful resposibilty on this.
If a boy is born i wil give $1000000 and my two estates.
If a girl is born i wil give $75000 and ny two factories.
If twins dat has to be shared by both.
If any miscarriage or birth of a child didnt take place suggest me what shud i do??
Til nw the father sitting silent placed the arm on his shoulder and said
"U can Try again"
There was a young girl who came to know that she is pregnant,scared,she told to her mother.
Her mother shouted and asked who is the pig who did this to you.
The girl did a call and half an hour later a ferrari came infront of der house a young lad with streaks got down.
Everyone were sitting in the living room.The young lad spoke to her father that i am the one who did this, But due to family problems i cant marry ur daughter but I take ful resposibilty on this.
If a boy is born i wil give $1000000 and my two estates.
If a girl is born i wil give $75000 and ny two factories.
If twins dat has to be shared by both.
If any miscarriage or birth of a child didnt take place suggest me what shud i do??
Til nw the father sitting silent placed the arm on his shoulder and said
"U can Try again"
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel.
They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked
"Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the officer told general that the reason English officers wear red coats is that, if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all PAKISTANI ARMY OFFICERS wear brown pants.
They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked
"Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the officer told general that the reason English officers wear red coats is that, if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all PAKISTANI ARMY OFFICERS wear brown pants.
SPOUSAL TAUNTING
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WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
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WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
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