A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
friends Maverick,Atul and deepti lived in a flat on the 110th floor.One day the lift was out of order & they had to climb the stairs to go to 110th Floor.
To pass time & not get bored,
they decided that deepti should tell a War story, atul a Funny story & maverick a Sad story.
deepti tells a story & they climbed to 50th floor.
atul tells a funny story & they climbed to 109th floor.
Now maverick had to tell a very Sad story.
He said,
"I've left the Door key in car"
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here
