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A single spelling mistake that caused divorce. A man went 2 GOA & sent msg 2 his wife Having the most amazing & wonderful time, i wish u were HER
A circular has been sent out from the American Embassy to inform Gujaratis not to apply for a H1N1. it is not a visa!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!
Spelling matters:
Lady died of AIDS bcz doctor made mistake in writing her prescription.
He wrote, Make frequent changes in MALES instead of MEALS!!
Girl To God : Oh God!
Is homosexuality against your design of human nature ?
God : Yes my child !
I created Adam and Eve
not Adam and Steve -
Being a Male Chauvinist Pig does not mean you shall contract swine flu!!
The US embassy has sent out a notice to all Gujjus... PLEASE do not apply for H1N1... it is NOT a visa!!
Signboard Outside The Heaven Gate:

Lying In bed Naked with Somebody & Screaming:
OH MY GOD..!! OH MY GOD..!!, will NOT be considered as praying..! :-D
Alchohol may not be the answer to all the questions - Swami Vivekananda
But it helps you to forget the questions!
A girl wore a sleeveles dress.. On right arm she wrote C & on left arm L evrybody askd her, wat it means ??
She said: It means COOL
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