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    Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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    When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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    Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
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    S. Sleeping
    T. Talking
    U. Unlimited tafreh
    D. Dreaming
    Y. Yawning
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    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
    MISSED CALL Means -
    "M"Ost
    "I"Nnovative
    "S"Tylish
    "S"Till
    "E"Ffecti Ve
    "D"Evice

    "C"Onveying
    "A"Pnapan
    "L"Ove and
    "L"Oneliness
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    F..R..I..E..N..D

    *Field of love*
    *Root of joy*
    *Island of God*
    *End of sorrows*
    *Name of hope*
    *Door of understanding* (=
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    GOOD MORNING

    G: God
    O: Offers us His
    O: Outstanding
    D: Devotion 2

    M: Make us
    O: Obedient and
    R: Ready 4 a
    N: Newday 2
    I: Initiate
    N: New Aim 4 d
    G: Glory of God
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    SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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    FATHER Means

    F= Forever With His Family
    A= Always There For You No Matter What
    T= The Only One Who?s There
    H= He?s My Hero Till The End
    E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
    R= Really The Only One?
    No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!
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