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    School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?

    Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.

    Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
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    A Russian ship was sinking.

    Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

    An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.

    Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.
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    Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.

    Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.
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    Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

    Servant: It's raining.

    Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!
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    Very funny :laugh:
    :laugh: :cheer: :woohoo:
    Thanks 'n' Regards,
    Deepti.
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    Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

    Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..
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    A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

    Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

    Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

    Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
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    Japanese Prime Minister: Give me Bihar for 3 years, we will it into Japan.

    Laloo: Give me Japan for 3 months, I will turn it into Bihar.
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    An old Nigger buys hearing aids from a doctor.

    Doctor: Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.

    Nigger: Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around them and listen to their conversations. In a month, I’ve changed my will three times!
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    Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

    Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.
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