Here is one more.

Q: What profession do you like ?

A: Cheating. I love cheating. I'm a cheater in a High school. I like especially Clash room cheating.

The silence of the woods is better than violence of words!!

India's secularism is a cacophonous sham-phoney!!!

An impatient doctor wracks the nerves and wrecks minds of patient patients !!!!

Irritation is my favorite profession. My father was in Irritation. I followed in his food steps.

What iS our beloved prime minister's favourite dIsh??

Ans. Tour daal

chinmoymukherjee wrote:

The silence of the woods is better than violence of words!!

 

India's secularism is a cacophonous sham-phoney!!!

 

An impatient doctor wracks the nerves and wrecks minds of patient patients !!!!

Also wrecks the eyesight of the pharmasist and our pockets!!

An employee's Boss was a lady. He wanted to meet her. And asked the PA.

E: Is madam occupied ?

PA : Why do you ask ?

E:  If she is not occupied, I want to occupy her.

Just saw on TV. The slogan Har Har Modi has now become Arhar Modi (in view of the Dal crisis).  Tour Daal is also a good one.

Q: What is Football ?

A: It is the bowl we eat Food.

Ladies feel great relief when they see their maid in the morning. Because she is their Calm Wali.

The visitor asked one of the guests gathered for a Mirage function.

The guest Oxed, Who is the Bride-Broom ?