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Hello friends! 

I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!

 

Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns! 

Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

Pun 1

Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega! 

 

Pun 2 

Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike

Boss: ok download from google play

 

Pun 3

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

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Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted, what a pitty.muscle.png

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The nutty (naughty) nut rose to add a little salt to the unasalted one! A pithy a-salt!! A few refuse that honesty is the best policy to take refuge behind cheating to lead an honest life!! Some selves(shelves) are half empty and some are full of emptiness!!
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suni51 wrote:

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted, what a pitty.muscle.png

GOOD ONE

ok now see this, Do you know why selling of mango is considered as a humble profession, or a innocent and nice job

answer:-- because it is sold by AAM AADMI 

 

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At one point of time recently I thought I would carry a torch, I thought being heavy (sad) I will bear the light. But my CELLS failed. My horses broke the ropes and ran away.running.png

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Hahah they are al funny...

Q. What the orange say to the banana?

Ans. "Why are you so a-kela?"  

Q.What did the milk carton say to another? 

And. 'Whatsup doodh' 

Q.What is India's favourite cheese??

Ans Insaniyat

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Here is one from me.

 A Cowherd dyes hundred times everyday,

 

 

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In Mumbaia Hindi " Car mein carela kha key kya carela hai"

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Q: Who is behind this Oxidant ?

A: Yet to be Defected.

 

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With the rising price of pulses , my pulse rate is also rising

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 Teacher: There are many spelling Mystics, corrupt them

 

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The troubles and travails of a boring travel makes a tale to troublesome to tell!!

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The secret behind Sexes is having a Steal will.

Never say Dye

 

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Yes for sure, I agree with everyone here - After all the elephants' opinions carry tons of weight.pray.png

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Q: You look week ?

A: I had undergone Open Hearth Forgery.

 

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Rambabu gaaru, your puns are irrelephant, even-though you have the right koalifications!

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Swetha, you started again with a suffix Garu. Please don't to the Shame thing in feature.

 

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Never trust atoms , they make up everything !

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If Apple made a car would it have windows ?

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Apples would fit better into a cart having neither windows nor any doors. They will load easily.

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rambabu wrote:

Swetha, you started again with a suffix Garu. Please don't to the Shame thing in feature.

 

That iS the sealest thing i have heard!!!

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