Why do people go Green with jealousy on you  ?

Because I grow a Green patch in my garden.

Swetha Shenoy wrote:

Tum log oppose mein kyu jagadthey ho???

 

To Fir Kis se JHEGDEN ???

J is for joyful, H is for heavenly, E is for elegant, G is for greatness, D is for dream, E is for enchant, N is for noble

Ya OPPOSE hi fit hai?

Why do you always wear Red ?

They drive away my Blues

I red that and feel violeted....I am indigonent

What type of Bowling you dread ?

Leg Break.

When persons,animals, things cease to be of use ,it becomes a tempting ruse to dump parents to the care of old age home- animals to abattoir! A kind of kindness I suppose!!

Teacher: Now it is time for a Break.

Student: Sir, what I should Break now ?

W I F E ---- W_WITHOUT 

                   I_INFORMATION

                   F_FIGHTING 

                   E_EVERYTIME

What you are chasing ?

 My running nose

Q. which rifle shoots salt ?

a. Assault rifle