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Hello friends! 

I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!

 

Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns! 

Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

Pun 1

Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega! 

 

Pun 2 

Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike

Boss: ok download from google play

 

Pun 3

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

Swetha Shenoy
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    First one is wrong

    if you wish to give hi5 to a snake he will refuse- he will not take 5  or dus dega but wo tumhe  Lega DAS 

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    Thank you said by: Swetha Shenoy
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    This one is not mine, but borrowed ..

    I am reading a book on anti gravity and it is impossible to put down!

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

    Thank you said by: Swetha Shenoy
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    This Pun is not my creation I took it fro the Web.

    Q ;: What would you say If your Mausi takes a dip in a river ?

    A : Diplomacy

     

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    Wow! It would be puntastic,Swetha!

    Here I go with two of mine!

    I am no part of any religiose procession,nor a crew member of any "warship"!

    You fled to safety leaving me to a field of mine (!) because you are a true friend!!

    Thank you said by: Swetha Shenoy
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    Marvelous contribution. Here is one more.

    Q : What an undisciplined student deserves ?

    A : Punishment of the highest Odor.

    Thank you said by: chinmoymukherjee, Swetha Shenoy
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    A few more! Success is mine and fail(?) ures!! It is a blessing to be amidst geniuses and an unmitigated disaster amongst GENIASSES!! Go for the old,it is gold!! Sandhya Rani may not agree,though!!!
    Thank you said by: Swetha Shenoy, Kalyani Nandurkar
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    Hahah... It is all purr-fect!

    Chinmoy ji your puns are cheesy but they are gauda!! ( referring to good as in gauda cHeese) 

    What an a-maize-ing collection!! 

    Here are few...

    Behind an auto " I could not afford a volkswagan, dus auto" 

    (Name pun) Arjun Ramphal - Arjun sItaphal

    Isha koppikar - isha pAstekar

     

    Swetha Shenoy
    Thank you said by: chinmoymukherjee
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    Here is one more.

    Love all hate NUN

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    A fu-tile(s) can not replace a leaky roof!

    All are appreciating in frowning SI-LENS!!

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    yeah these words really make us happy when we know the actual meaning from these what they really means

    bhuyali saroj

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