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    How Bedroom smells after marriages:

    First 3 months - Perfumes and Flowers!

    After 12 months - Baby Powder, Cream, diapers and Lotions!

    After 7 Years - Balms, Move and pain killers..

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    In a Race course, a first timer asked,
    Why those horses are running?
    A knowledgeable person said, the horse that reaches the winning post first  would be the winner.
    What about other horses?asked the stranger.
    They lose said the Knowledgeable person
    Then why they are running? Asked the stranger.
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    Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows?
    A: Their horns don't work.

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Why you are standing outside the class room, asked the teacher.
    Student replied, "I want to be an outstanding student."
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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    - What are you reading?
    - Quantum physics theory book.
    - but why are you reading it upside-down?
    - It makes no difference anyway.
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    A big Hunter in a party talking about his hunting career and told, “Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.” The listeners protested saying there are no tigers on that continent.
    The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    I don't want to go to school. My teacher doesn't now and she wants to know from me, "What A stands for ."
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    A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

    The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”

    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

    The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?" Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."
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