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10 years ago
Teacher : Showing the legs of the bird and asking tell me the name of the bird
Student : I don't know
Teacher: You are failed. Tell me your name
Student: See my legs and tell my name
Teacher : What?
Student: You are failed. -*- +
Student : I don't know
Teacher: You are failed. Tell me your name
Student: See my legs and tell my name
Teacher : What?
Student: You are failed. -*- +
10 years ago
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.... :lol: :lol:
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.... :lol: :lol:
“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson
10 years ago
Manager : What do you want?
Sardar : Can your bank give me first loan after that leave me alone.
Manager : First loan given by us and next alone will be in jail.
Sardar : Can your bank give me first loan after that leave me alone.
Manager : First loan given by us and next alone will be in jail.
10 years ago
Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
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Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
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Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
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Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai
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Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai
10 years ago
Sita asked Rita,
I heard your Mother in Law was bitten by a dog. How is she now?
Rita replied, "She is alright . But the poor dog died."
I heard your Mother in Law was bitten by a dog. How is she now?
Rita replied, "She is alright . But the poor dog died."
10 years ago
1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.
Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!
All students : shitttt !! :lol: :laugh: :laugh:
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.
Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s nose & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation.
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention!
All students : shitttt !! :lol: :laugh: :laugh:
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10 years ago
When I returned from my office, I was happy to see my wife's beaming face. I asked, "What's the matter darling, you look happy?
My wife replied, Your mother has gone."
My wife replied, Your mother has gone."
10 years ago
A good medical QUOTE:-
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!
It is because, no one runs in the family!!!!!
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!
It is because, no one runs in the family!!!!!
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10 years ago
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" ... :huh:
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" ... :huh:
“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson
10 years ago
Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?
Santa had long discussion with Banto & said
“ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more”
9 months later
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They got twins.
Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?
Santa had long discussion with Banto & said
“ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more”
9 months later
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.
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They got twins.
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