Yam Raj in a press conference :
"I'm pleased to announce that I have invented a new "Torture Tool to punish the Sinners."
Reporter : What's that Sir?
Yama : Indian TV
Virus : I am a new serial virus and want to attack people.
Scientist : Whom you want to attack?
Virus : Serial producers and Directors only
Scientist: Why?
Virus: They are doing my duty
Dad, younger sister spoiled your painting ,complained the artist's elder daughter.
It's OK. It's price in the market shoots up, the artist replied non chalantly
If it takes 2 days for painting the wall, how many days, it would take if you join them?teacher.
same 2 days. Student.
How come? Teacher.
I'm a lazy one. Student.
Doctor : What is the problem?
Patient: Don't know. check me
Doctor: Memory loss
Patient: Can i go for a second opinion?
Doctor: You will lose everything.
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
